Super Villain Sex

Art by Sam Citron from the story “Death’s Bridal Gown” in ADVENTURES INTO DARK #8, 1953

Transcript:

SCENE: Commissioner Gordon talks to a police officer.

COMMISSIONER GORDON: a new super villain named “sex goddess?” Hmm! I better interrogate her myself!

POLICE OFFICER: You bet, Commissioner Gordon!

1953 Art: Sam Citron Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Commissioner Gordon talks to a police officer.

COMMISSIONER GORDON: a new super villain named “sex goddess?” Hmm! I better interrogate her myself!

POLICE OFFICER: You bet, Commissioner Gordon!

1953 Art: Sam Citron Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Watta Woman! Watta Headache!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Love Comes Later" in FIRST KISS #15, 1960.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Love Comes Later” in FIRST KISS #15, 1960.

Transcript:

WOMAN (crying on couch/sofa): Great Hera! Why did I challenge Big Barda to a drinking contest? And where the #&@% did I park my invisible plane?!!

Wonder Woman’s first hangover!

Wonder Woman © DC Comics Text & art ©Last Kiss Inc Art: V. Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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WOMAN (crying on couch/sofa): Great Hera! Why did I challenge Big Barda to a drinking contest? And where the #&@% did I park my invisible plane?!!

Wonder Woman’s first hangover!

Wonder Woman © DC Comics Text & art ©Last Kiss Inc Art: V. Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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Narcissistic Lass

Meanwhile, back in 1961…

See the original 1961 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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CAPTION: Meet the coolest, grooviest superhero of all time…
Narcissistic Lass! What are her powers? Who cares? She looks great…and that’s all that matters!

SCENE: Man in suit talking to a woman.

MAN: You’re So beautiful! You’re a goddess!

WOMAN: I hate it when men lie! But You’re different! You tell the truth about how wonderful I am!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
©2015 Last Kiss Inc.

©2015 Last Kiss Inc

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Sex in a Flash

Meanwhile, back in 1959…
See the original 1959 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Man and woman being affectionate and smiling outside---possibly in the woods.

WOMAN: Wow! I didn’t know sex could be over that fast!
CAPTION: Barry Allen discovers speed dating!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
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