The Trouble with Men

The Trouble with Men

The other problem with men (see original art below) is that they occasionally mistake women for furniture.

Foot stools are particularly popular. But loveseats, shelving, and beds (queen-sized of course) are also common.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #4, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #4, 1958.

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SCENE: Extreme closeup of a woman crying.

WOMAN: Men always seem perfect ‘til you get to know them...and sleep with their friends!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

©2010 Last Kiss Inc

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Rent-to-Own Romance

Rent-to-Own Romance

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Original art from First Kiss #6. Click image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Man watching crying woman.

MAN (thinking): Women! Can’t live with them! Can’t afford to rent them!

Art: Dick Giordano & maybe Vince Colletta

Color: Allen Freeman

I’m Not Afraid to Change…My Underwear

I’m Not Afraid to Change…My Underwear

I’m willing to change. Underwear (at least twice a year.) Tires (as needed.) And diapers (if I know you.)

But change my mind? No thanks. I prefer to keep the one I have.

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SCENE: Crying woman driving a car.

WOMAN: I’m not afraid to change! And I’ll prove it by moving to a new state…of denial!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Ms. Miserable

Ms. Miserable

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SCENE: Woman crying.

CAPTION: Many superheroes have tragic origins, but few can compare to the tear-streaked tale of Ms. Miserable--The Human Fire Extinguisher! Orphaned as a baby when her parents tried to save the whales--in giant Mylar bags--Penny DredJoy holds the world record for nonstop sobbing!

WOMAN: I’m beautiful! Healthy! Rich! And today’s...a national holiday in my honor! But I just
know something will go wrong tomorrow!

CAPTION: Never underestimate the power of negative thinking!

Inked by Dick Giordano

Weddings Make Me Cry

Weddings Make Me Cry

I just found a link to the world’s best wedding toast. I discovered it on Mark Evanier’s site–which is rapidly becoming my favorite blog.

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SETTING: Bride and groom embracing.

BRIDE: Weddings always make me cry...especially my own!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman