Brain Pain

Bad foreplay quickly leads to…oneplay!

Pencils by Bill Ward from Campus Loves #2, Feb. 1950.

 

 

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WOMAN: Stop! You’re giving me a headache! And we haven’t even had sex!

1950 Pencils: Bill Ward        Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson

Art Code: KW.lk13

Pencils by Bill Ward from Campus Loves #2, Feb. 1950.

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WOMAN: Stop! You’re giving me a headache! And we haven’t even had sex!

1950 Pencils: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Kirsten Wilson

Art Code: KW.lk13

Pencils by Bill Ward from Campus Loves #2, Feb. 1950.

Is that Protection in Your Pocket? Or Are You Just Glad to See Me?

Like a Boy Scout, he’s always prepared. (But he’s unlikely to get any merit badges!)

 

Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.

 

 

 

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SCENE: Man reaching into his pants pocket as a woman looks on.

MAN: Sure I carry protection! I’ve been ready since 1997! I hope it’s still good!

1958 artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker        Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.

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SCENE: Man reaching into his pants pocket as a woman looks on.

MAN: Sure I carry protection! I’ve been ready since 1997! I hope it’s still good!

1958 artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.

Electric Sex

Artist unknown. From the story “His Face Before Me” in Romance Stories of True Love #51, Sept. 1958.

 

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WOMAN TALKING TO MAN: The sex was electric last night…’til the batteries ran out!

Artist unknown. From the story “His Face Before Me” in Romance Stories of True Love #51, Sept. 1958.

1958 Artist Unknown      Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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WOMAN TALKING TO MAN: The sex was electric last night…’til the batteries ran out!

Artist unknown. From the story "His Face Before Me" in Romance Stories of True Love #51, Sept. 1958.

1958 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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The Birds and the…?

Those of you who know me personally (or follow me on Facebook) may have heard that a couple of weeks ago I was stung at least a dozen times by wasps.
 Ironically, I wrote this gag a few days before that happened. Honestly, though, I don’t have a problem with bees. Wasps, however…ugh. They’re trying to kill me.
Want proof? A few years ago, I was stung on the back of my head by a wasp. While attempting to run away from it, I fell on the sidewalk and broke some of my ribs.
I’m convinced that I was “double teamed.” One wasp stung me and another tripped me. Yes. They’re that mean!

Art by L. B. Cole from the cover of Confessions of Love #11, July 1952.

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Two birds look on as a man and woman kiss.

BIRD: Okay! We’re here! Now where are these %$#@ bees we keep hearing about?

1952 Art: L.B. Cole           Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art by L. B. Cole from the cover of Confessions of Love #11, July 1952.

Art Code: DJP.lk347

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Two birds look on as a man and woman kiss.

BIRD: Okay! We’re here! Now where are these %$#@ bees we keep hearing about?

1952 Art: L.B. Cole Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art by L. B. Cole from the cover of Confessions of Love #11, July 1952.

Art Code: DJP.lk347

Married Sex?

To feed the Dreaded Deadline Monster, I sometimes brush off an old comic, clean it up a bit and re-run it. But I rarely revamp a gag as much as this one which originally ran on July 22, 2009. New art. Newly revamped text. I think this version is funnier. What do you think?

Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952.

 

Transcription:
WOMAN: Honey, you don’t need to beg for sex! After all…we’re not married yet!
MAN: I-I beg your pardon?
1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe      Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Codes: DJP.lk441   New Romances 14.9.4

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WOMAN: Honey, you don’t need to beg for sex! After all...we’re not married yet!
MAN: I-I beg your pardon?
1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Codes: DJP.lk441 New Romances 14.9.4
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