Sex for Nitwits

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the cover of First Kiss #6, Nov. 1958.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: College or high school age boy and girl sitting on a porch steps kissing. Books on the porch near them.

CAPTION: Are You a Failure at Fornication?

A mating dropout? A loving loser?
Then you need the book that’s helped
millions…beget more millions:

Sex for Nitwits!

–Learn about sex at home–alone!
–New edition with more pictures!
–Fewer big words!
–And! Shorter! Sentences!

“Sex for Nitwits changed my life!”
–Votta Von Tramp,
Last Kiss Home for Unwed Moms!

BOY: I bought two copies so I’d learn twice as much!

GIRL: I bought three!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color & Art Touch Up: Allen Freeman

©2010 Last Kiss Inc
FK06_00 FK06OnPorch

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SCENE: College or high school age boy and girl sitting on a porch steps kissing. Books on the porch near them.

CAPTION: Are You a Failure at Fornication?

A mating dropout? A loving loser?
Then you need the book that’s helped
millions…beget more millions:

Sex for Nitwits!

--Learn about sex at home--alone!
--New edition with more pictures!
--Fewer big words!
--And! Shorter! Sentences!

“Sex for Nitwits changed my life!”
--Votta Von Tramp,
Last Kiss Home for Unwed Moms!

BOY: I bought two copies so I’d learn twice as much!

GIRL: I bought three!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color & Art Touch Up: Allen Freeman

©2010 Last Kiss Inc
FK06_00 FK06OnPorch

Free Love

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “One Stolen Kiss” from FIRST KISS #1, 1957.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman embraces a man in a beret. The man looks startled or leery.

WOMAN: My love is free! everything else will cost you!

1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “One Stolen Kiss” from FIRST KISS #1, 1957.

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SCENE: Woman embraces a man in a beret. The man looks startled or leery.

WOMAN: My love is free! everything else will cost you!

1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story "One Stolen Kiss" from FIRST KISS #1, 1957.

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April’s No Fool

Art by Bill Ward from a Torchy story in Doll Man #12, 1947.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A beautiful woman (April) sitting up in bed.

WOMAN: Hi! I’m April! Wanna fool around?

BOTTOM CAPTION: Best April Fool’s Day…Ever!

1947 Art: Bill Ward Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art by Bill Ward from a Torchy story in Doll Man #12, 1947.

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SCENE: A beautiful woman (April) sitting up in bed.

WOMAN: Hi! I’m April! Wanna fool around?

BOTTOM CAPTION: Best April Fool’s Day...Ever!

1947 Art: Bill Ward Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Art by Bill Ward from a Torchy story in Doll Man #12, 1947.



Becoming a Canadian Mountie

Like the Canadian Mounties, she always get her man.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Playing It Cool” in FIRST KISS #12, Jan. 1960.

 

 

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SCENE, PANEL 1: Woman #1 packing a suitcase while Woman #2 watches in background.

WOMAN #1: I’ll make a new start…someplace where my name Isn’t on every bathroom wall!

WOMAN #2: Well, that leaves out the entire U.S.!

PANEL #2:

WOMAN #1: Then I’ll move to Canada! Gosh! M-maybe I could become a Mountie!

WOMAN #2: Well, you’re certainly qualified! Nobody’s been mounted more than you!

1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio ©2010 & 2019 Last Kiss Inc. Color: Allen Freeman

Art Codes: 12.1.8.3 & 12.1.4.1




Sex Education

Art by Alex Toth from the story “I Want Him Back” Intimate Love #22, May 1953.

 

Transcript:

YOUNG WOMAN HOLDING BOOKS: I’m only getting a C-minus in Sex Ed? But I’m pregnant! Shouldn’t that count for extra credit?

1953 Art: Alex Toth Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk491 Intimate-Love-22.1.2.1

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YOUNG WOMAN HOLDING BOOKS: I’m only getting a C-minus in Sex Ed? But I’m pregnant! Shouldn’t that count for extra credit?

1953 Art: Alex Toth Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk491 Intimate-Love-22.1.2.1