Proud Papa

Proud Papa

Congrats to all the graduates—and their proud parents.

Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in NEW ROMANCES #14, 1952.

Transcript:

SCENE: Female college graduate in commencement robes smiles as her proud father holds her by her shoulders.

FATHER/DAD: We’re so proud!

So proud!

FEMALE GRAD: I’m sure I’ll get tired of this…in a few hours!

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Female college graduate in commencement robes smiles as her proud father holds her by her shoulders.

FATHER/DAD: We're so proud!

So proud!

FEMALE GRAD: I'm sure I'll get tired of this...in a few hours!

1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Allen Freeman

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Failing Sex Ed

Failing Sex Ed

It’s been awhile since I posted any comics inspired by IT’S ALWAYS BUCKY—the proposed animated series that Jack Enyart and I are working on. Rather than Bucky himself, today’s comic features Paley…Bucky’s best buddy. Paley’s the weird-kid-down-the-street (every neighborhood has one) who’s looking for trouble—and usually finds it!

Art by Lou Fine from SMASH #23, 1941. Click image to enlarge.

Transcript:

PALEY: it’s not my fault I didn’t pass sex ed! my teacher didn’t accept my alternative facts!

It’s Always Bucky™

1941 Art: Lou Fine Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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PALEY: it’s not my fault I didn’t pass sex ed! my teacher didn’t accept my alternative facts!

It’s Always Bucky™

1941 Art: Lou Fine Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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John Lustig’s Last Kiss
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Scary Sex

Scary Sex

Artist unknown. From the story "The Loves For Felicie" in A NIGHT OF LOVE #1, 1952.

Artist unknown. From the story “The Loves For Felicie” in A NIGHT OF LOVE #1, 1952.

Transcript:

SCENE: Blonde woman biting the end of a handkerchief / hanky.

WOMAN: That sex ed film was so scary! Now I’m afraid to have sex…more than three or four times a day!

1952 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Blonde woman biting the end of a handkerchief / hanky.

WOMAN: That sex ed film was so scary! Now I’m afraid to have sex…more than three or four times a day!

1952 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Sex Education Failure

Sex Education Failure

Art by John Tartaglione from the story "Elopement' in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “Elopement’ in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.

Transcript:

MAN (talking to woman): If there’s one thing I’ve learned from sex ed, it’s to wait to have sex…until after one of us gets pregnant!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Dan McConnell

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MAN (talking to woman): If there’s one thing I’ve learned from sex ed, it’s to wait to have sex…until after one of us gets pregnant!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Dan McConnell

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Phoney Phallic Symbol

Phoney Phallic Symbol

Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Kid Sister Blues" in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Kid Sister Blues” in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.

MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!

SOUND: CRUNCH

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman

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SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.

MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!

SOUND: CRUNCH

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman

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