Art by John Tartaglione from the story “Elopement’ in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.
MAN (talking to woman): If there’s one thing I’ve learned from sex ed, it’s to wait to have sex…until after one of us gets pregnant!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Dan McConnell
Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Kid Sister Blues” in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.
SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.
MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
To create the look I wanted for today’s comic, I mooshed together two pieces of old art. Both were colored by Allen Freeman. I hope you like the results.
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Bouquet of Roses” in FIRST KISS #20, 1961.
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “Good Ole Joe” in FIRST KISS #1, 1957.
SCENE: A woman teacher talks to two students---one male and the other female.
TEACHER: No drinking or sex in class! use the parking lot…like everyone else!
Art: Vince Colletta, Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman
Artist unknown (although it’s likely Vince Colletta.) From the story “You Can Never Tell” in FIRST KISS #10, 1959.
We were inseparable! Then I went off to college and married someone else. But I never forgot…uh, What’s Her Name?
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.
Meanwhile, back in 1960…
See the original 1960 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.
SCENE: Elderly woman teacher in a sex education classroom.
TEACHER: Abstinence works, kids! Look at me! I’m still not pregnant!
WORDS ON BLACKBOARD: Sex Education
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
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