Scary Sex

Scary Sex

Artist unknown. From the story "The Loves For Felicie" in A NIGHT OF LOVE #1, 1952.

Artist unknown. From the story “The Loves For Felicie” in A NIGHT OF LOVE #1, 1952.

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SCENE: Blonde woman biting the end of a handkerchief / hanky.

WOMAN: That sex ed film was so scary! Now I’m afraid to have sex…more than three or four times a day!

1952 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Sex Education Failure

Sex Education Failure

Art by John Tartaglione from the story "Elopement' in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “Elopement’ in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.

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MAN (talking to woman): If there’s one thing I’ve learned from sex ed, it’s to wait to have sex…until after one of us gets pregnant!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Dan McConnell

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Phoney Phallic Symbol

Phoney Phallic Symbol

Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Kid Sister Blues" in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Kid Sister Blues” in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

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SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.

MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!

SOUND: CRUNCH

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman

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Do-It-Yourself Sex Ed

Do-It-Yourself Sex Ed

To create the look I wanted for today’s comic, I mooshed together two pieces of old art. Both were colored by Allen Freeman. I hope you like the results.

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story "A Bouquet of Roses" in FIRST KISS #20, 1961.

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Bouquet of Roses” in FIRST KISS #20, 1961.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story "Good Ole Joe" in FIRST KISS #1, 1957.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “Good Ole Joe” in FIRST KISS #1, 1957.

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SCENE: A woman teacher talks to two students---one male and the other female.

TEACHER: No drinking or sex in class! use the parking lot…like everyone else!

Art: Vince Colletta, Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman

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We Were Inseparable!

Artist unknown (although it's likely Vince Colletta.) From the story "You Can Never Tell" in FIRST KISS #10, 1959.

Artist unknown (although it’s likely Vince Colletta.) From the story “You Can Never Tell” in FIRST KISS #10, 1959.

We were inseparable! Then I went off to college and married someone else. But I never forgot…uh, What’s Her Name?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.