Brains Reign in Spain

Brains Reign in Spain

Happy Halloween!

Zombification and dead on fun by Mike Pascale!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Dick Giordano from the cover of I Love You #51, April 1964. Charlton.

Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.

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SCENE: Male teacher at a whiteboard points his whiteboard eraser at an zombie woman who is his student.

TEACHER: By George, I think you’ve got it! But……say it once again!

ZOMBIE WOMAN (sings): The rain in Spain……really soaks all the braaains!

1964 Art: Dick Giordano Modern Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Zombiefication & Additional Color: Mike Pascale
Humor, Tricks & Treats : Mike Pascale & John Lustig

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Sex Homework

Sex Homework

Original Vintage Art & Text

1948 artist unknown. Based on a panel from the “Kit” story in America’s Best Comics #28. Published by Standard. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

YOUNG WOMAN: Oh, no! My dog ate my text books! And then she ate yours! How can we cram for our sex ed test now? Did I mention that my parents will be gone…for hours?

1948 Artist unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Dog Trainer: John Lustig

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YOUNG WOMAN: Oh, no! My dog ate my text books! And then she ate yours! How can we cram for our sex ed test now? Did I mention that my parents will be gone...for hours?

1948 Artist unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Dog Trainer: John Lustig

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School Daze

School Daze

Today’s Last Kiss was written by my pal Dana Braziel-Solovy–TV writer and stand-up comedian! You can find her on Twitter at: @DanaBraziel

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Alex Toth & Mike Peppe from the story “Ring on Her Finger” in Thrilling Romances #24, Jan. 1954. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman facedown on the bed crying. She’s surrounded by books lying on the bed.

WOMAN: I thought I had an hour to work, but it turns out I had an hour to procrastinate!

1954 Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Dana Braziel-Solovy @DanaBraziel

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SCENE: Woman facedown on the bed crying. She's surrounded by books lying on the bed.

WOMAN: I thought I had an hour to work, but it turns out I had an hour to procrastinate!

1954 Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Dana Braziel-Solovy @DanaBraziel

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Abstinence Works. Or Does It?

Abstinence Works. Or Does It?

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story Love Comics Later” in First Kiss #15, July 1960. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: An elderly woman teacher is standing in front of a black board that says: Sex Education

TEACHER: Abstinence works, kids! Look at me! I’m not pregnant!

1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Pregnant with Possibilities: John Lustig

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SCENE: An elderly woman teacher is standing in front of a black board that says: Sex Education

TEACHER: Abstinence works, kids! Look at me! I’m not pregnant!

1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Pregnant with Possibilities: John Lustig

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Sex Ed Dropout

Sex Ed Dropout

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Alex Toth & Mike Peppe from the story “Ring on Her Finger” in Thrilling Romances #24, Jan. 1954. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Young woman is fleeing and crying as she carries books with one arm/hand while she crumbles up some papers in the other hand. A man looks on in the background,

MAN: So, you failed sex ed…again?

WOMAN: Yes! Now <Sob> I’ll never find out what a penis is!

1954 Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Graduated with Honors: John Lustig

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SCENE: Young woman is fleeing and crying as she carries books with one arm/hand while she crumbles up some papers in the other hand. A man looks on in the background,

MAN: So, you failed sex ed...again?

WOMAN: Yes! Now <Sob> I’ll never find out what a penis is!

1954 Art: Alex Toth & Mike Peppe
Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Graduated with Honors: John Lustig

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