Artist unknown. From the story “The Loves For Felicie” in A NIGHT OF LOVE #1, 1952.
SCENE: Blonde woman biting the end of a handkerchief / hanky.
WOMAN: That sex ed film was so scary! Now I’m afraid to have sex…more than three or four times a day!
1952 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art by John Tartaglione from the story “Elopement’ in FIRST KISS #4, 1958.
MAN (talking to woman): If there’s one thing I’ve learned from sex ed, it’s to wait to have sex…until after one of us gets pregnant!
1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Dan McConnell
Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Kid Sister Blues” in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.
SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.
MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
To create the look I wanted for today’s comic, I mooshed together two pieces of old art. Both were colored by Allen Freeman. I hope you like the results.
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “A Bouquet of Roses” in FIRST KISS #20, 1961.
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “Good Ole Joe” in FIRST KISS #1, 1957.
SCENE: A woman teacher talks to two students---one male and the other female.
TEACHER: No drinking or sex in class! use the parking lot…like everyone else!
Art: Vince Colletta, Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman
Artist unknown (although it’s likely Vince Colletta.) From the story “You Can Never Tell” in FIRST KISS #10, 1959.
We were inseparable! Then I went off to college and married someone else. But I never forgot…uh, What’s Her Name?
Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.