I’m Not Dreaming of…That!

I’m Not Dreaming of…That!

Another Christmas gag (and modified art) courtesy of my friend Mike Pascale. Thanks, Mike!

Artist Unknown. From the story “Bachelor’s Farewell” in FIRST KISS #7, 1959.

 

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CAUCASIAN WOMAN (talking to an African American Santa Claus): I’m not dreaming of a...white Christmas!

1959 Artist Unknown Coloring for Woman: Allen Freeman
Santa-fication & Holiday Hijinks: Mike Pascale
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Artist Unknown. From the story "Bachelor's Farewell" in FIRST KISS #7, 1959.

Santa Smooching

Santa Smooching

A Last Kiss on a Tuesday?
Yup. I’m celebrating the holidays by running new comics every day through Christmas. I hope you enjoy the extra kisses!

My thanks to Mirthful Mike Pascale for today’s gag and revamping Diego’s art to give it a Christmas theme!

Art by Lou Fine from SMASH #26, 1941.

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BUCKY: I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus! And the milkman...the mailman...the maid…

It’s Always Bucky™

1941 Art: Lou Fine Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Holiday Hilarity & Milk Deliveries: Mike Pascale

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Art by Lou Fine from SMASH #26, 1941.

Better Than Naughty or Nice

Better Than Naughty or Nice

Panel as it first appeared in First Kiss #21 (1961.)

Anyone can get on Santa’s Naughty or Nice List. Santa’s Party List, however, is exclusive.

Kim Kardashian, Nancy Grace, the Octomom, most politicians and all of your in-laws are just a few of the billions of people who DON’T make Santa’s Party List.

As a Last Kiss fan, however, you automatically qualify for Santa’s guest list. (Plus a $2-discount at North Pole Valet Parking.)

Just remember to bring your own bottle (Santa prefers rum.) And watch out for the elves.

They’ve been working for 364 straight days. So they’re horny and most of ’em are about as tall as your crotch.

Think about it. Or, better yet—try not to.

Happy holidays from me and magical Mike Pascale!

Art as previously colored by Allen Freeman for another Last Kiss project.

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SCENE: Woman talking to Santa.
WOMAN: So…which list am I on?
SANTA: My party list!
1961 inks: Dick Giordano 2012 Holiday Magic: Mike Pascale
©2012 Last Kiss Inc

Please, Santa! Don’t Google!

Please, Santa! Don’t Google!

The original art is from First Kiss #7 (1959.)

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SCENE: Woman talking to another woman.

WOMAN: I’m good...as long as Santa doesn’t Google me!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman

©2012 Last Kiss Inc

The War Against Christmas (That Fox News Won’t Tell You About!)

(All art in this post is copyright the respective media moguls and copyright holders.)

Oh, sure. Fox and the rest of the elite (“We have facts—sort of!) media talk a lot about the “War on Christmas!”

But what they don’t tell you is that the real war on St. Nick (and therefore Jesus—because they’re close buddies—isn’t being waged by liberals. It’s guys in tights and capes—or worse.

(Sure, they dress like liberals and they want to take away your guns. But that’s only because they’re evil. Not liberal!)

They’re super villains—and they’re out to get Santa and steal all your presents…

(All art in this post is copyright the respective media moguls and copyright holders.)

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