Better Than Naughty or Nice

Better Than Naughty or Nice

Panel as it first appeared in First Kiss #21 (1961.)

Anyone can get on Santa’s Naughty or Nice List. Santa’s Party List, however, is exclusive.

Kim Kardashian, Nancy Grace, the Octomom, most politicians and all of your in-laws are just a few of the billions of people who DON’T make Santa’s Party List.

As a Last Kiss fan, however, you automatically qualify for Santa’s guest list. (Plus a $2-discount at North Pole Valet Parking.)

Just remember to bring your own bottle (Santa prefers rum.) And watch out for the elves.

They’ve been working for 364 straight days. So they’re horny and most of ’em are about as tall as your crotch.

Think about it. Or, better yet—try not to.

Happy holidays from me and magical Mike Pascale!

Art as previously colored by Allen Freeman for another Last Kiss project.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman talking to Santa.
WOMAN: So…which list am I on?
SANTA: My party list!
1961 inks: Dick Giordano 2012 Holiday Magic: Mike Pascale
©2012 Last Kiss Inc

Please, Santa! Don’t Google!

Please, Santa! Don’t Google!

The original art is from First Kiss #7 (1959.)

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman talking to another woman.

WOMAN: I’m good...as long as Santa doesn’t Google me!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Color: Allen Freeman

©2012 Last Kiss Inc

The War Against Christmas (That Fox News Won’t Tell You About!)

(All art in this post is copyright the respective media moguls and copyright holders.)

Oh, sure. Fox and the rest of the elite (“We have facts—sort of!) media talk a lot about the “War on Christmas!”

But what they don’t tell you is that the real war on St. Nick (and therefore Jesus—because they’re close buddies—isn’t being waged by liberals. It’s guys in tights and capes—or worse.

(Sure, they dress like liberals and they want to take away your guns. But that’s only because they’re evil. Not liberal!)

They’re super villains—and they’re out to get Santa and steal all your presents…

(All art in this post is copyright the respective media moguls and copyright holders.)

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Naughty or Nice?

Naughty or Nice?

I’ve run this art before with different dialog. But Allen Freeman did such a fantastic job on this, I couldn’t resist running it again this year.

If you don’t like it, then you’re probably a Grinch. So, have some Who-pudding and chill out!

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Beautiful woman dressed in skimpy Santa outfit.

WOMAN: I can be naughty or nice! Your choice!

Art and color by Allen Freeman

©2012 Last Kiss Inc.

Santa’s Naughty List

Santa’s Naughty List

Happy (and naughty) holidays!

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman kissing Santa.

MAN: Ready to get off the naughty list?

WOMAN: Not quite!

Vintage art by Dick Giordano Santa-fication by Mike Pascale