The it’s Too-Late, Birth Control Plan

The it’s Too-Late, Birth Control Plan

And here’s the original romance art—before it got the Last Kiss update:

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SCENE: A woman looks sad.

WOMAN (thinking): I’ll say it’s a miracle! Another virgin birth!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Foolproof Fooling Around

Foolproof Fooling Around

Birth control? Sex education? Pregnancy? I have no idea why these themes have begun appearing in my recent comics. Sometimes my subconscious just gets on a roll. I’m sure it has nothing to do with my upcoming high school reunion. Nope. Not at all.

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WOMAN: My favorite method of birth control? Sleeping with women!

MAN: Golly! Why didn’t I think of that?

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Pregnant…Pause

Pregnant…Pause

I love the word “sorta.” Well, okay–I sorta like it.

It’s an all-purpose word.

I sorta love you. I sorta slept with your sister. I sorta smashed your cell phone with a hammer 17 times because I sorta hate you.

I sorta don’t care because I sorta ran over your car with a steamroller. Oops! I sorta forgot to check first and see if you were in the car. Are you okay?

Sorta.

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MAN: You're pregnant?
WOMAN: Well, uh...sorta!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani

Sex Education Dropout

Sex Education Dropout

Apply today for the Last Kiss Sex Education-Home Learning Course and get a free lecture from my mom. Extra guilt now available!

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SCENE: Woman on leaning back on couch/sofa--looking apprehensively at a man who has his back to us.

WOMAN: No sex ‘til we’re married…
or at least pregnant!

MAN (thinking): ?!!

And Here’s the Pitch…

And Here’s the Pitch…

A diaper or two? Add a few thousand and you might have it right…

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Scene: A man and woman are sitting by the edge of a body of water.

MAN: if we have kids, I’ll pitch in..maybe even change a diaper...someday!

WOMAN: And maybe we’ll even have sex again...someday!