Last Kiss » Pregnant http://www.lastkisscomics.com Life with Lip -- a blog by John Lustig Wed, 01 Sep 2010 04:39:01 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 en hourly 1 And Here’s the Pitch… http://www.lastkisscomics.com/2010/08/17/and-heres-the-pitch/ http://www.lastkisscomics.com/2010/08/17/and-heres-the-pitch/#comments Tue, 17 Aug 2010 08:00:00 +0000 John Lustig http://www.lastkisscomics.com/?p=3613 And Here’s the Pitch…

A diaper or two? Add a few thousand and you might have it right… ]]> And Here’s the Pitch…

A diaper or two? Add a few thousand and you might have it right…

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Play it safe and have a Happy Father’s Day! ]]> Don’t Ask, Dad! Don’t Tell, Mom!

Play it safe and have a Happy Father’s Day!

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Last Kiss Character Bio — Anna Rexia was born in Last Kiss, USA on April 1, 1990 and she officially weighed 6 lbs 9 ounces. However… “It’s not true!” sniffed Ms. Rexia. “If only I could go back in time. I could prove that I only weighed 6 lbs 2 ounces! “The nurse who weighed me was [...]]]> Pleasure and Puke

Last Kiss Character Bio — Anna Rexia was born in Last Kiss, USA on April 1, 1990 and she officially weighed 6 lbs 9 ounces. However…

“It’s not true!” sniffed Ms. Rexia. “If only I could go back in time. I could prove that I only weighed 6 lbs 2 ounces!

“The nurse who weighed me was obviously jealous because I was so much cuter and slimmer than her. She had fat, horrible 7-ounce thumbs and I’m sure she snuck one of them onto the scale.

“I’ve always been careful about my weight. At one point, I actually weighed less than nothing. Of course, my parents worried. A strong gust of wind–or rampaging squirrels–could easily carry me off.

“So, every weekend when we went camping, they’d tie me to a big boulder to keep me safe. Sometimes I’d be safe for days. But then I’d get loose and find my way back home.”

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While goofing off…er, doing research for today’s comic, I was reading up about about April Fool’s Day and I came across this video which apparently ran on the BBC on April 1, 2008. It’s all absolutely real. Trust me. Would I (and the BBC) kid you? ]]> April Fool…you!

While goofing off…er, doing research for today’s comic, I was reading up about about April Fool’s Day and I came across this video which apparently ran on the BBC on April 1, 2008. It’s all absolutely real. Trust me. Would I (and the BBC) kid you?

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This guy is either very twisted–or very naive. I’m not sure which. The original version of the gag started out with just the woman speaking. And that’s how it’ll appear (soon I hope) when GoComics offers it as one of several Last Kiss cellphone wallpapers. Since cell screens are so small, I limited myself to [...]]]> Pregnant? Who?

This guy is either very twisted–or very naive. I’m not sure which. The original version of the gag started out with just the woman speaking. And that’s how it’ll appear (soon I hope) when GoComics offers it as one of several Last Kiss cellphone wallpapers. Since cell screens are so small, I limited myself to six words or less for all gags.

But when I decided to recycle the comic for the web, I had more room for text. Hence the extra gag–and the new twist.

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