Welcome to the Rump House

And, after that, I’ll rename the Lincoln Memorial!

Lincoln was such a loser! I’m a winner ’cause I’ve never been assassinated. Plus, I’m way richer! And I marry and divorce hotter women too!

Artist unknown. From BRIDES IN LOVE #3, 1957.

Artist unknown. From BRIDES IN LOVE #3, 1957.

Wow! Ted is really having fun!!! I’ll bet he’s a laugh riot at birthday parties and funerals.

  

Transcript:

CAPTION: The Secret Life of Ronald Rump

RONALD: First, I’ll change the name of the White House to the rump House! Big licensing fee for me, of course! Next, I’ll
rename the Washington Monument…and make it great too!

1957 Artist: Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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CAPTION: The Secret Life of Ronald Rump

RONALD: First, I’ll change the name of the White House to the rump House! Big licensing fee for me, of course! Next, I’ll
rename the Washington Monument...and make it great too!

1957 Artist: Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Restroom Politics

Art by Dick Giordano from the story "The Proposal" in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

Art by Dick Giordano from the story “The Proposal” in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman aggressively talking to an alarmed man in a dirty public restroom.

WOMAN: You wanna make restrooms really safe? Clean ‘em!

1963 Figure Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

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SCENE: Woman aggressively talking to an alarmed man in a dirty public restroom.

WOMAN: You wanna make restrooms really safe? Clean ‘em!

1963 Figure Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

31.1.3.2



Money Talks! But…Should You Listen?

Art by Alice Kirkpatrick from the story "Claimed by the Past" from CINDERELLA LOVE #11, 1952.

Art by Alice Kirkpatrick from the story “Claimed by the Past” from CINDERELLA LOVE #11, 1952.

Transcript:

SCENE: Man talking at desk to a woman.

MAN: Get some money out of petty cash! I need to buy an election!

1952 Art: Alice Kirkpatrick Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Man talking at desk to a woman.

MAN: Get some money out of petty cash! I need to buy an election!

1952 Art: Alice Kirkpatrick Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Please Disapprove of Me

Artist unknown. From the story "You Can't Believe" in Bride's Secrets #9, 1955.

Artist unknown. From the story “You Can’t Believe” in Bride’s Secrets #9, 1955.

 
Transcript:

WOMAN (thinking): I’ve slept with all my dates! Dropped out of school! And I’m voting for Trump! Darn! I’m running out of ways to drive my folks nuts!

1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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WOMAN (thinking): I’ve slept with all my dates! Dropped out of school! And I’m voting for Trump! Darn! I’m running out of ways to drive my folks nuts!

1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Our Hero Gets Trumped

Art by Reed Crandall from the story "Bitter Love" in CINDERELLA LOVE #2 (Ziff-Davis), 1951.

Art by Reed Crandall from the story “Bitter Love” in CINDERELLA LOVE #2 (Ziff-Davis), 1951.


 
Transcript:

MAN: I-I think I
just started World War III!

WOMAN: I warned you! No politics during family dinners!

1951 Art: Reed Crandall Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon

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MAN: I-I think I
just started World War III!

WOMAN: I warned you! No politics during family dinners!

1951 Art: Reed Crandall Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon

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