Home Room Ghoul

From now through the rest of the month, I’m going to be featuring a lot of Halloween and horror humor. So if you’re feeling squeamish, close your eyes!

Today’s Last Kiss photo comic is adapted from a photo by Dollar Gill on Unsplash.
(Yeah. I added a snow blizzard to the original.)

 

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Skull-faced figure with long hair looks out towards us. The creature is wearing an orange, hooded sweatshirt with the hood up. It’s snowing.

SKULLFACE: Hi. I’m Darla. I sat behind you in Home Room. Remember telling me to drop dead? And that you wouldn’t date me ’til Hell froze over? Well… guess what?!!

Dialogue & Lettering: John Lustig

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Skull-faced figure with long hair looks out towards us. The creature is wearing an orange, hooded sweatshirt with the hood up. It's snowing.

SKULLFACE: Hi. I'm Darla. I sat behind you in Home Room. Remember telling me to drop dead? And that you wouldn't date me 'til Hell froze over? Well... guess what?!!

Adapted from a photo by Dollar Gill on Unsplash.
https://unsplash.com/photos/vEoNuyoy9cw
https://unsplash.com/@dollargill

Dialogue & Lettering: John Lustig
https://unsplash.com/@dollargill

Don’t Be a Blockhead this Easter

Happy Easter!

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Five Easter Island statues.

STATUE #1: Linus lied! The Great Pumpkin isn’t coming!

STATUE #2: We were blockheads to wait for him instead of our true lord!

STATUE #3, 4 & 5 (shout): All hail the Easter Bunny!

CAPTION: The Rocky History of Easter Island

Based on a photo by Yoko Correia Nishimiya

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SCENE: Five Easter Island statues.

STATUE #1: Linus lied! The Great Pumpkin isn’t coming!

STATUE #2: We were blockheads to wait for him instead of our true lord!

STATUE #3, 4 & 5 (shout): All hail the Easter Bunny!

CAPTION: The Rocky History of Easter Island

Based on a photo by Yoko Correia Nishimiya

Super Lincoln

You can still vote for Last Kiss model Felina Vie in Inked Magazine’s cover girl contest. (You’ll need a Facebook account to sign in to vote.) Vote for free once every 24 hours. Thanks!

 

 

Transcript:

President Abe Lincoln: I’m finally in a comic? Really? And it’s…Last Kiss?!! So no superhero suit? No cape? What’ll I tell Mary? I promised her we’d play Caped Crusader and First Lady tonight!

Happy President’s Day!

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President Abe Lincoln: I’m finally in a comic? Really? And it’s…Last Kiss?!! So no superhero suit? No cape? What’ll I tell Mary? I promised her we’d play Caped Crusader and First Lady tonight!

Happy President’s Day!

Horny Women

Just a quick reminder that you can still vote for Last Kiss model Felina Vie in Inked Magazine’s cover girl contest. (You’ll need a Facebook account to sign in to vote.) You can vote for free once every 24 hours. Thanks!

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman with horns barring a window.

WOMAN: So, horny women scare you? Too bad…

Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman Text: John Lustig

Felina-Standing-With-Horns

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SCENE: Woman with horns barring a window.

WOMAN: So, horny women scare you? Too bad…

Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman Text: John Lustig

Felina-Standing-With-Horns

I’m Doing This for You

Vote for Felina!

Today’s model Felina Vie has appeared in numerous Last Kiss photocomics. If you’ve enjoyed ’em—and many of you have—then here’s your chance to share your appreciation and do some good:

Felina is currently competing in Inked Magazine’s cover model contest. I’m hoping Last Kiss readers can help her win. You can vote for her for free once every 24 hours.

Felina is competing to become Inked Magazine’s 2021 Cover Girl – let’s help her win!

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman is talking on the phone at a beauty salon.

WOMAN (Felina Vie): Hon, I’m doing this for you! I don’t care how much it costs you! You’re worth it!

Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman Text: John Lustig

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SCENE: Woman is talking on the phone at a beauty salon.

WOMAN (Felina Vie): Hon, I’m doing this for you! I don’t care how much it costs you! You’re worth it!

Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman Text: John Lustig