Please Disapprove of Me

Please Disapprove of Me

Artist unknown. From the story "You Can't Believe" in Bride's Secrets #9, 1955.

Artist unknown. From the story “You Can’t Believe” in Bride’s Secrets #9, 1955.

 
Transcript:

WOMAN (thinking): I’ve slept with all my dates! Dropped out of school! And I’m voting for Trump! Darn! I’m running out of ways to drive my folks nuts!

1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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WOMAN (thinking): I’ve slept with all my dates! Dropped out of school! And I’m voting for Trump! Darn! I’m running out of ways to drive my folks nuts!

1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Supper Sex?

Supper Sex?

Meanwhile, back in 1961…
See the original 1961 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Man and woman very close together.

MAN: Sure, I like loud, hot sex! But maybe not during dinner...with my folks!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Re-ink & Color: Diego J. Pereira
©2014 Last Kiss Inc.
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Tonight’s The Night

Tonight’s The Night

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SCENE: Young man and woman heading towards a big house.

MAN: My parents are gone! So now’s our chance…

WOMAN: At last! We can watch R-rated movies!

Penciller unknown. Inked by Dick Giordano
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Major Ego And Captain Id

Major Ego And Captain Id

Hey, anyone who’s a parent is really a superhero, right?

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SCENE: A mom and dad at home with their young daughter.

CAPTION: Dr. Hugo Mania and Prof. Mary Shrinkhead (AKA Major Ego and Captain Id) were as happy as two superheroes could be! But then they got married and soon they were facing their toughest challenge…raising a child!

MAJOR EGO: Let’s take Suzy with us on our crime patrol!

CAPTAIN ID: She can carry a laser cannon! We’ll call her Super Ego…the tiny tot of Freudian Justice!

SUZY: But I want to go to the beach!

PANEL TWO:

SCENE: SCENE: Scene shifts to family in bathing suits at the beach.

CAPTION: Holy Dr. Spock! What a dilemma! Pummeling criminals (until they admit their self-destructive tendencies) or spending "quality time" at the beach! What will they choose?

CAPTAIN ID: Well…I suppose we can fight crime here instead!

MAJOR EGO: Sure! Evil mutant surfers are bound to show up!

SUZY: Lord! I just pray I was adopted!