Those Naughty Last Kiss Readers!

Those Naughty Last Kiss Readers!

For those not familiar with it, 9 Chickweed Lane is a syndicated comic strip by Brooke McEldowney that features lots of wonderful, steamy art and scenes. (No actual nudity, though.)

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Art Cappello from the story “My Diary Exposed My Secret” in True Life Secrets #11, Jan. 1953. Charlton. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman with her back to us. She’s naked except for a bath towel.

SOUND: Ding Dong

WOMAN (thinking): Those %$#@ Last Kiss readers! They’re always trying to catch me naked! Why don’t
they stay at 9 Chickweed Lane where they belong?

1953 Art: Art Cappello Comic Stripper: John Lustig

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SCENE: Woman with her back to us. She's naked except for a bath towel.

SOUND: Ding Dong

WOMAN (thinking): Those %$#@ Last Kiss readers! They’re always trying to catch me naked! Why don’t
they stay at 9 Chickweed Lane where they belong?

1953 Art: Art Cappello Comic Stripper: John Lustig

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The Naked Truth

The Naked Truth

Original art inked by Dick Giordano from the story "Heartbreaker" from FIRST KISS #12, 1960.

Original art inked by Dick Giordano from the story “Heartbreaker” from FIRST KISS #12, 1960.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Young blonde woman in a bra looking in a mirror as she gets dressed. A female friend with brown hair smiles and looks on.

BLONDE: I never know what to wear on a first date!

BROWN-HAIRED WOMAN: I know! It almost makes you want to give up clothes completely!

Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
©2010 Last Kiss Inc
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SCENE: Young blonde woman in a bra looking in a mirror as she gets dressed. A female friend with brown hair smiles and looks on.

BLONDE: I never know what to wear on a first date!

BROWN-HAIRED WOMAN: I know! It almost makes you want to give up clothes completely!

Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
©2010 Last Kiss Inc
12.3.4.6

Well-Dressed Skinny Dipping

Well-Dressed Skinny Dipping

Inked by Dick Giordano from the story "My Foolish Heart" in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

Inked by Dick Giordano from the story “My Foolish Heart” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: Fully clothed man and woman outside in a big body of water.

MAN: Fun! But…I’m pretty sure this isn’t “skinny dipping!”

WOMAN: It is when my folks are on the beach!

©2015 Last Kiss Inc.
1961 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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SCENE: Fully clothed man and woman outside in a big body of water.

MAN: Fun! But…I’m pretty sure this isn’t “skinny dipping!”

WOMAN: It is when my folks are on the beach!

©2015 Last Kiss Inc.
1961 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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Room with a Nude

Room with a Nude

I’m at the San Diego Comic Con this week Booth #2302. Details here.

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SCENE: Exterior of a building. Two voices are heard coming from a room.

VOICE #1: It’s a death trap! I wouldn’t rent this place even if you...
Sweet Lord! look!

VOICE #1 (again): You can
see the nudist colony!

VOICE #2: See! I told ya! Great Apartment

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani

Naked Parcheesi

Naked Parcheesi

I don’t know why the idea of naked Parcheesi strikes me as funny. But I can’t even type the words “naked Parcheesi” without smiling.

Heck. Just saying the word “Parcheesi” sounds funny.

Hmm. Another funny sounding–if somewhat pointless–game: Strip solitaire.

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WOMAN: naked parcheesi seemed like a good idea...at first!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio