Men? Gross!

Men? Gross!

Meanwhile, back in 1954…
See the original 1954 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Woman holds her hands over her eyes in horror.

WOMAN: You mean…all men look like that? You poor thing!
Art: Jack Sparling? Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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The Problem of Sleeping with Men

The Problem of Sleeping with Men

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SCENE: Woman talking to another woman.

WOMAN: Oh, I never sleep with men! They keep me awake all night!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani

The Trouble With Men

The Trouble With Men

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SCENE: Closeup of a woman crying.

WOMAN: Men always seem perfect ‘til you get to know them...and sleep with their friends!

Macho Men

Macho Men

Obviously, these guys are living in a state of denial. Possibly California.

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SCENE: Two men sitting at a restaurant. One is lighting a cigarette. The other is about to drink a cup of coffee. Neither looks at the other.

MAN #1: We can’t be gay! We’re tough, macho
guys!

MAN #2: Damn straight, Sweetie!

Allergic to Men?

Allergic to Men?

Sophisticated scientific studies (which I just made up) show that at least 100 percent of women* suffer from occasional bouts of male sickness. This disease now has a name (because I just made it up too): Male-o-pause!

If you have symptoms of Male-o-pause (itching, anxiety, breathing) see your doctor. There! Don’t you feel better?

*Do men suffer from Male-o-pause? Who knows? Attempts at research usually end in drunken brawls.

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SCENE: A woman with her head down and her hand to her forehead as if she's got a headache.

WOMAN: I’m allergic to men! They make me sick…when they’re not around!