Legally Great

Legally Great

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Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "The Girl Next Door" in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Girl Next Door” in FIRST KISS #3, 1958.

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MAN: So you’ve been in a good relationship before?

WOMAN: Sure! My divorce attorney is great!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
©2015 Last Kiss Inc.
3.2.2.4

Oozing Evil?

Oozing Evil?

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WOMAN: You're a monster! evil oozes from your pores!
MAN: Actually, I'm just a lawyer! But thanks for the compliment!
Art: John Tartaglione Color: Allen Freeman
©2009 Last Kiss Inc
5.3.4.3

Wedded Bliss Gone Amiss

Wedded Bliss Gone Amiss

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In my previous comic, I had a couple getting married. It was (for me) an unusually sweet moment.

But today? Ack! We’re wallowing in the worst of wedded woes!

What can I say? Romantic comedy is a brutal business.

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WOMAN: Marriage is a beautiful thing! But with the right lawyer...so is alimony!

Pure Evil

Pure Evil

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I’m running a golden oldie today as I get caught up on my schedule. The interesting thing about this comic is that it’s always been wildly popular…with all the lawyers I know. And you probably thought they didn’t have a sense of humor…

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WOMAN (to man): You can't fool me! You're a monster! I can feel the evil oozing from your pores!

MAN: Actually, I'm just a lawyer! But thanks for the compliment!

My husband! My lawyer! Oh, my!

My husband! My lawyer! Oh, my!

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This comic now available in German.

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SCENE: Woman looking with astonishment at a smiling man (her husband) and a smiling woman (her lawyer):

WIFE: My husband and lawyer! What are they doing here?

LAWYER: Great news! I’ve negotiated your divorce settlement! You get the car and the kids! And he gets the house…and me!