She’s a Ringer

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Original art from First Kiss #12 (1960.)

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SCENE: Woman holds out her left hand to a man.
WOMAN: My hobby? I collect wedding rings!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
©2012 Last Kiss Inc

A Pilgrim’s Promise

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Another great gag from guest genius Mike Pascale.

Original art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani from First Kiss #1 (1957.)

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Pilgrim man talking to an Indian/Native American woman.

PILGRIM MAN: It’s over! I want my ring back!

INDIAN WOMAN: Pilgrim giver!

Gag & Pilgrim-ification by Mike Pascale


©2012 Last Kiss Inc

I’m Looking for Love, But…

Below is the original 1960s art, featuring…a poor, insecure girl. A wealthy guy. And a pearl necklace.

Sweet romance or porn video—you decide!

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SCENE: Woman wearing a pearl necklace.

WOMAN: I’m looking for love!

Art by Charles Nicholas
Color by Allen Freeman

It Don’t Mean a Thing if You Don’t Have That Bling

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SCENE: A woman and man are outside a jewelry store looking through a window at some rings.

WOMAN: Sure You can say it with flowers!

MAN: But with can #@%& scream it!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio
©2011 Last Kiss Inc

Dress to Invest

Anyone can get a divorce—at the last minute. But smart potential divorcées plan ahead. Act now and get three divorces for the price of two!

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SCENE: One woman talking to another.

WOMAN: Sure I invested wisely! This dress got me dinner, jewelry...and half off the lawyer fees on my next two divorces!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio