Is that a Gun in Your Pocket Or…

Is that a Gun in Your Pocket Or…

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MAN: I can’t describe how happy I feel!

WOMAN: You don’t have to! I feel the happiness too...pressing up against me!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Let’s Pretend…Marriage

Let’s Pretend…Marriage

Madame Colet: Marriage is a beautiful mistake which two people make together.

Madame Colet (continues): But with you, Francois–I think it would be a mistake.

From my favorite movie–Ernst Lubitch’s Trouble in Paradise. Screenplay by Samson Raphaelson.

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SCENE: A woman kisses a man on his cheek. He arches a brow and looks at her with bemusement.

WOMAN: I know! Let’s pretend we’re happily married!

MAN: To each other?

Art by Dick Giordano

Happily Ever After

Happily Ever After

If only it were that easy!

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SCENE: A man and a woman very happily embracing.

MAN: First we’ll get jobs and become rich!

WOMAN: Then we’ll live happily ever after!

Art by Dick Giordano

Happy Together

Happy Together

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WOMAN (to man): One of
us could be very happy together!

Inks by Dick Giordano

That’s Right! Be Happy?

That’s Right! Be Happy?

Also available (and funny) in German.

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WOMAN: I know I’m right! But...gosh! I’d
rather be happy!

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio