The Naked Truth

The Naked Truth

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Nude? The ultimate in full disclosure first dates!

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SCENE: Two young women. One is in her underwear, arranging her hair as she looks in a mirror. The other is behind her and looking on.

WOMAN IN UNDERWEAR: First dates are so difficult! I never know what to wear!

SECOND WOMAN: Oh, I know! It’s enough to make you want to give up clothes completely!

Can’t Wait

Can’t Wait

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Patience is a virtue…if you can afford to wait for it.

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MOM (to grown daughter): In my day, good girls waited to have sex!

DAUGHTER: I waited...10 minutes once! Worst date I ever had!

Last Kiss Now in German–Twice a Week

df45b321-5d40-4d95-CroppedSprechen Sie Deutsch? Lucky you! Last Kiss is now available in German. Every Monday and Thursday, newly translated Last Kiss comics will appear at: http://wvh.barksbase.de/de/topics/lastkiss/

My thanks to Gerd Syllwasschy and Peter Kowalewski who had the crazy (in a good way) idea to run Last Kiss in German on their site. They along with Constanze Maier and Richard Meyer are doing the difficult work of translating my silly English dialog into no doubt even sillier (in a good way) German dialog.

Danke schön! Danke!

Cyber Santa

Cyber Santa

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Obviously, this woman is delusional. Nobody Googles more than Santa. He Googles while you’re sleeping. He Goggles while you’re awake. He knows if you’ve been on porn sites. So read Last Kiss instead for goodness sake!

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WOMAN SMILING WITH HER EYES CLOSED: I’m good...as long as Santa doesn’t Google me!

Gravity Got You Down?

Gravity Got You Down?

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I can’t take full credit (or blame) for today’s comic. The heavy boobs gag was suggested by my wife (Shelagh.) I noodled with the wording a bit and added the line from the helpful guy in the background, but the basic, uh…thrust of the gag is all hers.

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SCENE: Woman with her eyes closed and her head and arms resting on a desk. A man walks through a doorway in the background.

WOMAN: Gravity attack! My boobs are...so heavy! Need help…fast!

MAN (singing): Here I come to save the day!