Sex? It’s a Piece of Cake

Another titanic tale of torrid love & lust from my comic collaborators and pals Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Original art from Bride’s Secrets #9 (1955.) Click link to read entire comic book vis ComicBookplus.com

 

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Woman smiles and holds up a cake on a plate.

WOMAN: The way to
a man’s heart is through his stomach. But I’m also setting my sights a little lower.

1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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SCENE: Woman smiles and holds up a cake on a plate.

WOMAN: The way to
a man’s heart is through his stomach. But I’m also setting my sights a little lower.

1955 Artist Unknown Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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I’m Not Fat Today

Artist unknown. From the story “Flight to Destiny” in SWEETHEART #104, 1951.

 

 

 

 

Transcript:

I’m not fat today!

It’s true…
my waistband bulges.
And my skirt strains…
’til buttons fly!

But why?

I blame my clothes! No matter how many martinis I drink, they shrink!

Tomorrow: I will be thin…
Like a movie star! And people will sing,
“See her sexy hips! Watch ‘em swing!”

Next week: Fans praise my beauty!
Next month: I lose another pound!
And billboards show my booty!

Next year: I lose more!
And then—oh no!
I disappear completely!

Therefore…
I’m not fat that day!
Or any day!

So get outta my way!
I’m eating cheesecake–all day!

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I’m not fat today!

It’s true...
my waistband bulges.
And my skirt strains...
’til buttons fly!

But why?

I blame my clothes! No matter how many martinis I drink, they shrink!

Tomorrow: I will be thin...
Like a movie star! And people will sing,
“See her sexy hips! Watch ‘em swing!”

Next week: Fans praise my beauty!
Next month: I lose another pound!
And billboards show my booty!

Next year: I lose more!
And then—oh no!
I disappear completely!

Therefore...
I’m not fat that day!
Or any day!

So get outta my way!
I’m eating cheesecake--all day!

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Soda Jerked

Artist unknown—though it may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, 1958.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: Young man and woman having sodas, malts or milk shakes.

MAN: I won’t be a junior assistant soda jerk forever! someday I’ll be…a real jerk

WOMAN: Golly, I think you already are!

1958 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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SCENE: Young man and woman having sodas, malts or milk shakes.

MAN: I won’t be a junior assistant soda jerk forever! someday I’ll be…a real jerk

WOMAN: Golly, I think you already are!

1958 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

Art Code: DJP.lk466

Hot, Sexy…Soup?

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “Forever and a Day” in FIRST KISS #18, 1961.

 

Transcript:

SCENE: A woman brings a bowl of soup to a man sitting at a table having a meal. The woman could be a waitress. Or she could be the wife or girlfriend of the man.

WOMAN: First some hot soup! Then some hot sex!

MAN: If only I didn’t keep burning my tongue during sex!

1961 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Foreground Color: Allen Freeman

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Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “Forever and a Day” in FIRST KISS #18, 1961.

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SCENE: A woman brings a bowl of soup to a man sitting at a table having a meal. The woman could be a waitress. Or she could be the wife or girlfriend of the man.

WOMAN: First some hot soup! Then some hot sex!

MAN: If only I didn’t keep burning my tongue during sex!

1961 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Foreground Color: Allen Freeman

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Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story "Forever and a Day" in FIRST KISS #18, 1961.



Order the Passion Plate Special

Artist unknown (although I suspect Vince Colletta may have had a hand in this.) From the story “The Love that Failed” in FIRST KISS #25, 1962.

 

Transcript:

MAN (at restaurant ordering from a menu): I’ll take
the Passion Plate Special! Hold the matrimony!

WAITRESS: Do you want kinky or regular sex with that?

1962 Artist Unknown Color: ALLEN FREEMAN

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MAN (at restaurant ordering from a menu): I'll take
the Passion Plate Special! Hold the matrimony!

WAITRESS: Do you want kinky or regular sex with that?

1962 Artist Unknown Color: ALLEN FREEMAN

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