Yes, I do like you. A lot.

Yup, I’m speaking to you, (please insert your name.) You’re unique. And I like–no, I love that about you!

And, if you love me too, then please join all the other unique fans on my Last Kiss Facebook page. Then we can be unique together

I’ve decided to have my own Facebook quiz and make it about Facebook Quizzes. Here it is. You can tell the truth. Or you can be funny. Extra points if you’re both!

Oh, if only life were this simple. You fall in love on Facebook. You get married on MySpace. You honeymoon on Photobucket.

Later, you sneak over to Twitter and have a brief, slam-bam (140-characters, ma’am!) affair. Incriminating photos are posted on Flickr.

Things get nasty on LiveJournal. Everyone finds out through StumbleUpon. And your divorce is broadcast on YouTube…

Start to finish, the romance only takes–what? Thirty minutes?

I thought you were my friend. <Sniff!> But if you don’t like me on Facebook–where bosom buddies are only a mouse click away–are we really friends?

Oh, crud! Why are you putting me through this? Other people pretend to like me. Why not you too?

It’s a dream come true!

(Not your dream maybe, but certainly mine.)

Last Kiss is now available via Facebook.

Great comics! Amusing (often fact free) news!  And fabulous, freaky fun. Plus, it’s guaranteed to be better than sex–since you don’t have to pay for it.

Sign up to be a Facebook fan here! Free IQ boost to the first 1,000 people who sign up!

Yes, I Twitter a bit (under the name “Last_Kiss”) and I’m on Facebook too (“John Lustig”), but I confess that I still fritter. In fact, I’m frittering right now. Fritter. Fritter. Fritter.

I’m sending this out early because I won’t have time to fritter later. For Shelagh’s birthday (July 29), I bought tickets to attend a question and answer session with Carol Burnett. Ms. Burnett is in town tonight and if anyone can turn a question and answer session into an entire performance, it’s her. Now if I could only think of something really juicy to ask her.

Hmm…maybe if I watch some of her old clips on YouTube I’ll think of something.

Fritter. Fritter, Fritter

Yes, having a baby is a smart career move. Blog, baby! Blog! If you can stay awake between feedings and diaper changes, you’ll have an endless source of cute stories to tell. Or you could just get a cat and achieve the same thing.