WOMAN: You can have the kids…and the mortgage payments! I’ll take the Ferrari, the house and your girlfriend!
Art: Inked by Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
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If you think this title is a groaner–well, you’re right. But consider my alternatives:
—Death Before Ditched Spawners
—A Widow Case of Murder
—Putting the X in Ex-Husbands
—A Black Widow’s White Lie
—Black Widow Discovers Secret to Low Divorce Rate
Anyone can get a divorce—at the last minute. But smart potential divorcées plan ahead. Act now and get three divorces for the price of two!
Husbands One, Two, Four, five, Six, and Lucky Number Seven all died accidentally of food poisoning. Husband Three committed suicide by shooting himself repeatedly through the heart while falling off a cliff. These things happen…