Worst Divorce Terms Ever

Art inked by Dick Giordano for First Kiss #21, 1961.

Art inked by Dick Giordano for First Kiss #21, 1961.

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SCENE: Man and woman sitting on the grass. The woman is talking to the man and the man looks distraught.

WOMAN: You can have the kids…and the mortgage payments! I’ll take the Ferrari, the house and your girlfriend!

Art: Inked by Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

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MAN: Wow! This is a first! None of my other wives wanted a divorce...until after our honeymoon!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Death Before Dissed Goners

If you think this title is a groaner–well, you’re right. But consider my alternatives:

—Death Before Ditched Spawners

—Divorce…Mafia Style

—A Widow Case of Murder

—Putting the X in Ex-Husbands

—A Black Widow’s White Lie

—Black Widow Discovers Secret to Low Divorce Rate

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WOMAN: I want to stay friends with all
my ex-husbands! But they never live long enough for the divorce!

Dress to Invest

Anyone can get a divorce—at the last minute. But smart potential divorcées plan ahead. Act now and get three divorces for the price of two!

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SCENE: One woman talking to another.

WOMAN: Sure I invested wisely! This dress got me dinner, jewelry...and half off the lawyer fees on my next two divorces!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

Deja Vu Again

Husbands One, Two, Four, five, Six, and Lucky Number Seven all died accidentally of food poisoning. Husband Three committed suicide by shooting himself repeatedly through the heart while falling off a cliff. These things happen…

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SCENE: Man and woman embracing in a car. Man looks disturbed or doubtful about something the woman is saying:

Golly!
You remind me
of my first four husbands!

Inks by Dick Giordano