Last Kiss » Divorce http://www.lastkisscomics.com Life with Lip -- a blog by John Lustig Wed, 08 Feb 2012 06:05:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Honeymoon Swoon! So Soon? http://www.lastkisscomics.com/2011/09/15/so-soon-honeymoon/ http://www.lastkisscomics.com/2011/09/15/so-soon-honeymoon/#comments Fri, 16 Sep 2011 04:00:00 +0000 John Lustig http://www.lastkisscomics.com/2011/09/15/so-soon-honeymoon/ Honeymoon Swoon! So Soon?

Last Kiss Honeymoon Disaster Insurance now available! If all of your unrealistic dreams don’t come true (Finally an orgasm!), we’ll send you a replacement spouse and as many Mai Tais (paper umbrellas extra) as you can drink before passing out. Be safe! Send a bucket of money (No pennies!) to Last Kiss Department of Broken [...]]]> Honeymoon Swoon! So Soon?

Last Kiss Honeymoon Disaster Insurance now available!

If all of your unrealistic dreams don’t come true (Finally an orgasm!), we’ll send you a replacement spouse and as many Mai Tais (paper umbrellas extra) as you can drink before passing out.

Be safe! Send a bucket of money (No pennies!) to

Last Kiss Department of Broken Dreams

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Big Scam, OK 66666

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If you think this title is a groaner–well, you’re right. But consider my alternatives: —Death Before Ditched Spawners —Divorce…Mafia Style —A Widow Case of Murder —Putting the X in Ex-Husbands —A Black Widow’s White Lie —Black Widow Discovers Secret to Low Divorce Rate]]> Death Before Dissed Goners

If you think this title is a groaner–well, you’re right. But consider my alternatives:

—Death Before Ditched Spawners

—Divorce…Mafia Style

—A Widow Case of Murder

—Putting the X in Ex-Husbands

—A Black Widow’s White Lie

—Black Widow Discovers Secret to Low Divorce Rate

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Anyone can get a divorce—at the last minute. But smart potential divorcées plan ahead. Act now and get three divorces for the price of two!]]> Dress to Invest

Anyone can get a divorce—at the last minute. But smart potential divorcées plan ahead. Act now and get three divorces for the price of two!

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Husbands One, Two, Four, five, Six, and Lucky Number Seven all died accidentally of food poisoning. Husband Three committed suicide by shooting himself repeatedly through the heart while falling off a cliff. These things happen…]]> Deja Vu Again

Husbands One, Two, Four, five, Six, and Lucky Number Seven all died accidentally of food poisoning. Husband Three committed suicide by shooting himself repeatedly through the heart while falling off a cliff. These things happen…

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In my previous comic, I had a couple getting married. It was (for me) an unusually sweet moment. But today? Ack! We’re wallowing in the worst of wedded woes! What can I say? Romantic comedy is a brutal business.]]> Wedded Bliss Gone Amiss

In my previous comic, I had a couple getting married. It was (for me) an unusually sweet moment.

But today? Ack! We’re wallowing in the worst of wedded woes!

What can I say? Romantic comedy is a brutal business.

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Oh, if only life were this simple. You fall in love on Facebook. You get married on MySpace. You honeymoon on Photobucket. Later, you sneak over to Twitter and have a brief, slam-bam (140-characters, ma’am!) affair. Incriminating photos are posted on Flickr. Things get nasty on LiveJournal. Everyone finds out through StumbleUpon. And your divorce [...]]]> Facebook Romance? Stumbleupon Divorce!

Oh, if only life were this simple. You fall in love on Facebook. You get married on MySpace. You honeymoon on Photobucket.

Later, you sneak over to Twitter and have a brief, slam-bam (140-characters, ma’am!) affair. Incriminating photos are posted on Flickr.

Things get nasty on LiveJournal. Everyone finds out through StumbleUpon. And your divorce is broadcast on YouTube…

Start to finish, the romance only takes–what? Thirty minutes?

]]> http://www.lastkisscomics.com/2010/07/29/facebook-romance-stumbleupon-divorce/feed/ 1 My husband! My lawyer! Oh, my! http://www.lastkisscomics.com/2009/06/05/my-husband-my-lawyer-oh-my/ http://www.lastkisscomics.com/2009/06/05/my-husband-my-lawyer-oh-my/#comments Fri, 05 Jun 2009 01:00:00 +0000 John Lustig http://www.lastkisscomics.com/?p=685 My husband! My lawyer! Oh, my!

This comic now available in German.]]> My husband! My lawyer! Oh, my!

This comic now available in German.

]]> http://www.lastkisscomics.com/2009/06/05/my-husband-my-lawyer-oh-my/feed/ 1 Deep Sea Divorce http://www.lastkisscomics.com/2009/05/20/deep-sea-date/ http://www.lastkisscomics.com/2009/05/20/deep-sea-date/#comments Wed, 20 May 2009 01:00:00 +0000 John Lustig http://www.lastkisscomics.com/?p=622 Deep Sea Divorce

Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Read this comic in German.]]> Deep Sea Divorce

Sprechen Sie Deutsch? Read this comic in German.

]]> http://www.lastkisscomics.com/2009/05/20/deep-sea-date/feed/ 3 In Lawyers We Trust http://www.lastkisscomics.com/2004/04/09/in-lawyers-we-trust/ http://www.lastkisscomics.com/2004/04/09/in-lawyers-we-trust/#comments Fri, 09 Apr 2004 01:00:00 +0000 John Lustig http://www.lastkisscomics.com/?p=1200 In Lawyers We Trust

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