Shark Tanked

Shark Tanked

Yes, this is a revamp of a Last Kiss comic I did years ago. I’m running it so that I have time to go on a family vacation (with my wonderful wife.) No sharks involved…I assume.

Inks by Sal Trapani from the "The Ugly One" in FIRST KISS #23, 1961.

Inks by Sal Trapani from the “The Ugly One” in FIRST KISS #23, 1961.

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SCENE: Knife-wielding swimmer is below the water line about to confront a hungry shark.

MAN: Thank God! It's just a shark. For a moment, I THOUGHT it was my ex-wife!

1961 Inks: Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman

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Dynamite Divorce

Dynamite Divorce

Art by Jimmy Maxwell from the story "Nitro Nellie: The Savage Safe Smashers" in CRIMES BY WOMEN #4, 1948.

Art by Jimmy Maxwell from the story “Nitro Nellie: The Savage Safe Smashers” in CRIMES BY WOMEN #4, 1948.

Join My Ex-Wife Club

Join My Ex-Wife Club

Meanwhile, back in 1958…
See the original 1958 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Pipe-smoking man is talking to a blonde woman.

MAN: Say, you remind me of my ex-wives!

WOMAN: All of ‘em? Or just the ones who look like your mother?

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
©2014 Last Kiss Inc

Double Trouble Matrimony

Double Trouble Matrimony

Meanwhile, back in 1959…
See the original 1959 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: Smiling and very smug woman smiling as she talks to another woman who looks upset.

SMUG WOMAN: I’ll trick him into divorcing you and marrying me! It’ll be like we’re double dating!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

©2014 Last Kiss Inc.
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Worst Divorce Terms Ever

Worst Divorce Terms Ever

Art inked by Dick Giordano for First Kiss #21, 1961.

Art inked by Dick Giordano for First Kiss #21, 1961.

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SCENE: Man and woman sitting on the grass. The woman is talking to the man and the man looks distraught.

WOMAN: You can have the kids…and the mortgage payments! I’ll take the Ferrari, the house and your girlfriend!

Art: Inked by Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

©2013 Last Kiss Inc

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