Dirty? Disgusting? Not us!

Dirty? Disgusting? Not us!

Art by Dick Giordano from the cover of FIRST KISS #40, 1965.

Art by Dick Giordano from the cover of FIRST KISS #40, 1965.

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SCENE: A man and woman in bathing suits sitting on the beach. She's crying.

MAN: But, darling, it’s only dirty and disgusting when other people do it!

1965 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

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Wild Beach Women

Wild Beach Women

Art by Luis Dominguez from the story "Reckless Romance" in FIRST KISS #30, 1963.

Art by Luis Dominguez from the story “Reckless Romance” in FIRST KISS #30, 1963.

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SCENE: A young blonde woman is talking to a young man on the beach. In the background, another woman is walking away.

YOUNG BLONDE WOMAN: Those wild women your mom warned you about? They’re all me!

1963 Art: Luis Dominguez Color: Allen Freeman

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The Adventures of Low Self-Esteem Girl

The Adventures of Low Self-Esteem Girl

Below is the final issue of the First Kiss comic book series—the title that I bought from Charlton Comics back in the late 1980s. Oddly enough, back in  2001, I used this the last First Kiss cover as the basis of my first Last Kiss cover. (See below.)

Art by Dick Giordano, cover of First Kiss #40, 1965.

Art by Dick Giordano, cover of First Kiss #40, 1965.

Cover of Last Kiss #1, 2001. Out of print.

Cover of Last Kiss #1, 2001. Out of print.

 

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SCENE: Man and woman on a beach, sitting on a blanket. Woman is crying as the man talks.

MAN: I’ll see you next summer…if I don’t meet someone better!

WOMAN (thinking): Thank God! I was afraid he didn’t like me!

Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

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Now We’re Cooking

Now We’re Cooking

HER: Marshmallows are like men! I can eat the hot ones all day!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #34, 1963.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from First Kiss #34, 1963.

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SCENE: Young woman and man at the beach are about to eat toasted marshmallows on sticks that they've roasted over a fire.

WOMAN: See! I told you I can cook!

Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
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Dear Mr. Last Kiss

Dear Mr. Last Kiss

Or send me money and I’ll e-mail you my “dynamic tension” exercise secrets. Free delusions of grandeur with every purchase!

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SCENE: Man and woman on beach.

Man: We just met! You can’t hate me yet!

WOMAN: Wanna bet?

CAPTION:
Dear Mr. Last Kiss:
I’m tired of having the girls I stalk kick sand in my face. How can I get super powers and prove my manhood by wearing a tight, revealing
costume?
--Charles Hatless,
Broken Bones, CA
Dear Charles:

Gaining superpowers is easy. All you need is a freak lab accident, an ancient Indian curse, or a radioactive
critter eager to bite you.

(Try dipping the family cat in one of those leaking vats down at the nuclear plant. It always works for me!)

With luck, you’ll be feeling super before the bandages even come off!
Art: Luis Dominguez Color: Allen Freeman
©2013 Last Kiss Inc