World’s Worst Birth Announcement

Well, at least it isn’t quadruplets this time.

Meanwhile, back in 1957…

See the original 1957 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

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SCENE: A young man and woman are embracing as they face an older woman.

YOUNG MAN: Good news! We’re moving back in with you!

YOUNG WOMAN: And I’m having triplets...Again!

Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman
©2015 Last Kiss Inc
1.6.4.1

The Mystery of Babies

I’m giving myself an early Father’s Day present. I’m taking the week off to recharge my batteries and work on some other projects.

So, today and the rest of the week, I’ll be running father-themed gags from my archive. I hope you enjoy them!

 

Original art from First Kiss #13, 1960. Click on image to enlarge.

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SCENE: Young woman talking to a her pipe-smoking father.

DAUGHTER: Dad, I was wondering...where do babies come from?

FATHER: Beats me! I keep asking your mom...but she won’t tell me!

Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman

©Last Kiss Inc. 2013

13.1.3.4

Birth of a Great Idea

Years ago, my wife and I went to break the big news to her parents: They were going to become grandparents for the first time.

To my astonishment, my overjoyed mother-in-law ignored my wife. Instead she hugged me and gushed, “Oh thank you, John!”

My response?

“Hey! My pleasure!”

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MAN: Having kids will be easy! We'll split all the work!

WOMAN: Great! You give birth first! I'll go second!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

The Hair Apparent

Happy Father’s Day!

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SCENE: Woman holding a bald baby.

WOMAN: Sure, you’re the father! Look! Same hairline!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio

And Here’s the Pitch…

A diaper or two? Add a few thousand and you might have it right…

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Scene: A man and woman are sitting by the edge of a body of water.

MAN: if we have kids, I’ll pitch in..maybe even change a diaper...someday!

WOMAN: And maybe we’ll even have sex again...someday!