Mile-High Misery

Art by Vince Colletta from the story "Lucky Liz" in FIRST KISS #9, 1959.

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Lucky Liz” in FIRST KISS #9, 1959.

Shirley wanted to join the Mile-High Club. But she had to settle for the Mile-Cry Club!

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

Shortly After Joining the Mile-High Club

Shortly After Joining the Mile-High Club

Meanwhile, back in 1959…
See the original 1959 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman crying as she sits in a plane.

WOMAN (thinking): I knew he’d leave me! But I thought he’d wait...for a parachute!

Art: Vince Colletta Color: Allen Freeman

©2014 Last Kiss Inc

9.4.3.4

Home-Town Honey

Art by Vince Colletta from the story "Lucky Liz" from FIRST KISS #9, 1959.

Art by Vince Colletta from the story “Lucky Liz” from FIRST KISS #9, 1959.

In my home town calling someone “Honey” means…

—-You remind me of my grand daughter. The one who actually gives a damn and doesn’t have any slutty tattoos…that I know about.

—-You’re sweet. I like you. Very, very much. Can I borrow $20?

—-Hey, maybe we should go out sometime.

—-There’s a new motel on First Ave. with hourly rates. Wanna check it out?

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.

 

 

Long-Distance Sex

Long-Distance Sex

Meanwhile, back in 1959…
See the original 1959 art and dialogue for today’s Last Kiss webcomic here.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman passenger talking to a male passenger in a plane.

WOMAN: I’d love a close relationship! But my
boyfriend only wants me in the bedroom! I only
want him in the kitchen! And my husband wants us both out of the house!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
©2014 Last Kiss Inc
9.4.4.3

Boyfriend Referrals

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "My Heart Had Wings" in FIRST KISS #17, 1960.

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “My Heart Had Wings” in FIRST KISS #17, 1960.

When your ex tells other men about you and these men start showing up at your door, you should…

A) Feel flattered. (Your rating on Yelp is bound to go up!)

B) Invite these men in. (Good hospitality is always important!)

C) Validate their parking.

D) Be attentive. To show that you’re truly interested, ask them questions. For instance: Are they married?

E)  Then, pretend to believe them.

Meanwhile, back in the present…
See the revamped version of this art and with new, funny dialogue in today’s Last Kiss Comic.