New Last Kisses for Video Game TV Series

Last Kiss posters and comics are appearing as prominent props in the upcoming web TV series, Up Up Down Down. I’ve created several new, faux Last Kiss comic book covers just for the series.

The adorable tyke holding the Last Kiss poster is series creator/star R.a. Rayne’s four-year-old daughter Ariebella. The series is now filming it’s first episodes. I’ll post a link as soon as the Up Up Down Down goes live on the web.

The sitcom is set in the fictional Up Up Down Down video game store where Owner Jack Cooper “and his short-fused…Assistant Manager…are being constantly bombarded with threats from the bank (and)…angry customers…

“In a desperate attempt to turn the store’s sales around Jack has hired Alex, a very attractive female ‘gamer’ who would much rather play a video game or read a comic book than Twitter about her latest shopping spree. Alex’s presence alone is drumming up new business and sending the store into a hormonal frenzy.”

What the Well-Dressed Person is Wearing to Burning Man This Year

And that well-dressed person is…Tom Dimock.

Tom asked me to make up this shirt for him in time for this year’s Burning Man festival (Aug. 29-Sept. 5.)

I feel sorry for all the other people at Burning Man who won’t be wearing this shirt—or even clothing.

Hmm. Got a photo of yourself with a Last Kiss product? Send it to me and (if it’s not too raunchy), I’ll post it. Extra points if it’s funny!

Serious Stuff: Life, Death & My Mom


I generally don’t talk about my private life here—unless it’s something upbeat or I can get a gag out of it. But I’m about to go all dark and dramatic. So if you’re expecting some jokes, I suggest you don’t read this.

My mom is dying.

She’s been dying for years actually, but recently she’s gotten really good at it. No more chemo. Let the Grim Reaper come knocking. She’s ready.

Thanks to hospice, the pain is mostly manageable.

But Mom wants to die in her own home. So family members have been giving her 24-7 care for the last few months. By family members I mean mostly my sister Lisa and me.

(The week Lisa and I took off to attend last month’s San Diego Comic Con was an obvious exception. It was hard on my mom. And it was probably even harder on the family members who filled in for us.)

I’m spending about three days and nights a week taking care of Mom. And that’s fine. (Lots of good talks and bad TV.) But…I’m falling behind in my life.

Free time is scarce. Mostly, I just meet my deadlines and collapse.

So why talk about this now? Well, I guess I want to let friends and fans (many of you are both) know why I’m so hard to reach. So busy. And so very, very far behind in responding to e-mails.

Okay, that’s it. Monday, I’ll be back without the drama. I’m always happy to concentrate on the gags. We’re all here for the laughs. After all, laughter heals. (And pays my bills.)

In the meantime, though, thanks for letting me get this off my chest.

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Get a Last Kiss in San Diego

I should be a lot easier to find this year at Comic-Con International. Most of the time I’ll be at the Last Kiss Entertainment booth (#2302.)

I’m excited because Booth 2302 is near the middle of that long, long convention hall–just a few yards away from one of the main entrances. Last year I was in a corner of the convention  so far from the center of comics civilization that I may have actually been in another dimension!

Sharing the booth with me will be the insanely funny Kevin Boze and wildly talented Stasia Kato of The Virgin Project.

I’ll also be putting in daily appearances and selling cool stuff at Justin Chung’s World Famous Comics booth (#5560) which is just inside one of the entrances near the Illustrators and Fantasy Illustrators area. Beautiful models (Miracole Burns, Brieanna Brock and Dana Braziel-Solovy) and fantastic artists (Justin, Chung; Hi-Fi’s Brian and Kristy Miller; and Joe Corroney) will be there too.

Here’s my schedule for appearances at World Famous Comics:

Thu, July 21, 5:30pm – 6:30pm

Fri, July 22, 10:30am – 12:30pm

Sat, July 23, 12pm – 2pm

Sat, July 23, 12pm – 2pm

Schedule for all WFC artist and models here. Drop by and chat–or I’ll get lonely and depressed!

Get your Last Kiss on Facebook

n187428386914_2482SmallYes, I finally allowed Mark Zuckberg to put Last Kiss on Facebook. (You can stop sending me cash now, Mark. Use Paypal instead.)

So what’s Last Kiss on FB like?

Great comics! Amusing (often fact free) news! And fabulous, freaky fun. Plus, it’s guaranteed to be better than sex–since you don’t have to pay for it.

Sign up to be a Facebook fan here! Free IQ boost to the first 1oo,000 people who sign up!

 
May 15th, 2012

I Refuse to Brag

To the right is the original First Kiss romance art.

Poor Pam is in love with Harry, but Harry totally ignores her heaving bosom!

Until now, all Pam has cared about is her career. So she’s never tried to look beautiful. Or be sexy. (Because how would that ever come in handy in business?)

Her fashion style? Business frumpy!

So now Pam needs to know how to be a real woman—pronto. So, of course, she turns to a man for advice.

Allan—the artist who’s been hanging around her office like a lovesick puppy yapping for her attention—plays Prof. Higgins to her Eliza Doolittle.

After being transformed into a glamour girl, Pam approaches Harry. But it’s…too late!

Harry cheerfully informs her that he’s marrying another woman. Congrats, Harry!

Then Pam meets with Allan and informs him that all their work was for nothing.

Fortunately, this is a romance comic. So she and Allan are in love by the next panel.

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↓ Transcript
SCENE: Smiling man talking to someone---presumably a woman.

MAN: I refuse to brag about how wonderful I am! So you’ll have to do it for me!