I figure those are Cindy’s “evil stepsisters” in the background. Sure, they’re speechless — for the moment.

But not for long!

After all, they wouldn’t be truly evil if they passed up such a great opportunity to say something nasty. Anyone care to suggest some dialog for one or both of them?

If so, post your quips in the comment section below! Or on the Last Kiss Facebook site.

Look into my eyes. You’re getting sleepy. Very, very sleepy. Now, you’re dreaming…that this comic is funny. Really funny!

Don’t argue with me! It is funny! And when you wake up, you’re going to tell all your Facebook friends about it.

Right after you bark like a dog…

Last Kiss has been appearing in Germany since late last year and last week we passed a bit of a landmark: over 100 Last Kiss strips have now been translated into German.

Why German?

Well, I’ve been writing Disney comics for over 20 years and Disney comics are still very popular in Europe. So my name was known there even before I started Last Kiss.

One German site even devoted a whole page to my life and work. The site’s owners (Gerd Syllwasschy and Peter Kowalewski) eventually became big fans of Last Kiss and…well, suddenly I’m in German–three times a week!

My thanks to Gerd, Peter, Joachim Stahl, Constanze Maier, and the other translators for making me (possibly) funnier than I am in English!

Other possible destinations: True Love; Eternal Happiness; Instant Fame; and Last Kiss’ version of Germany!

When you get down to it, isn’t baseball a metaphor for darn near everything?

Yes, it’s the summer of free love. Feel free to enjoy it. Now, will that be check or credit card?

Last Kiss art is unofficially endorsed by Superman--both of them--at Comic-Con.

I had a super time at Comic-Con International. In fact, from a professional standpoint, it was easily my best show ever!

Nothing is ever a done deal until you’ve signed the contracts and cashed the checks, but I had some incredibly encouraging talks with editors and publishers. I’ll know more in a few weeks, but frankly–short of shoving money into my hands–I couldn’t have gotten a better response from the editors I talked to.

L to R: Me, Stasia Kato, and Kevin Boze at the Last Kiss/Virgin Project table.

Actually, I did have a lot of people shoving lots of money into my hands back at the Last Kiss table. Despite the economy, sales were extremely good. My two biggest sellers were the Last Kiss tote bags (see below) and the unmatted Last Kiss art prints.

My table mates and friends Kevin Boze and Stasia Kato were both delighted and dismayed to sell every single copy of their books, The Virgin Project & The Virgin Project 2 by early Sunday. (Next time they’ll bring a lot more.)

New Last Kiss fan Steampunk Rogue (Tanya Cyr) clearly needs "something" extra to make her costume work.

Ahh! Problem solved. Tanya shows off her new Last Kiss tote bag.

More to come when I’ve got a bit more time…

A diaper or two? Add a few thousand and you might have it right…