This is why I never take my invisible plane anywhere. I’m afraid I’ll lose it.
(I wrote this gag for the 2007 Wonder Woman Day Auction to benefit domestic violence shelters. The annual charity event always features some amazing art.)
WOMAN: Great Hera! What was I thinking…challenging Big Barda to a drinking contest?
WOMAN (again): And where the #&@% did I park my invisible plane?!
CAPTION: Wonder Woman’s first hangover!
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio