Art by Fred Schwab [as Watt A. Mugg] in the Red Rocket story in Phantom Lady #3 (Ajax), April 1955.
Transcript:
SCENE: A masked male superhero with a Last Kiss logo on his check is talking. In the background are many roles of toilet paper.
SUPERHERO: Good news! Toilet paper is back in stores! So, it’s safe to have bean burritos again! Best of all, I’m no longer needed…at the Last Kiss Emergency Wipe Service…Now that demand has bottomed out!
Fred Schwab [as Watt A. Mugg] Re-Creation: Dan McConnell
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SCENE: A masked male superhero with a Last Kiss logo on his check is talking. In the background are many roles of toilet paper.
SUPERHERO: Good news! Toilet paper is back in stores! So, it’s safe to have bean burritos again! Best of all, I’m no longer needed...at the Last Kiss Emergency Wipe Service...Now that demand has bottomed out!
Fred Schwab [as Watt A. Mugg] Re-Creation: Dan McConnell
DM_lk1_AjaxPhantomLady3_14
SUPERHERO: Good news! Toilet paper is back in stores! So, it’s safe to have bean burritos again! Best of all, I’m no longer needed...at the Last Kiss Emergency Wipe Service...Now that demand has bottomed out!
Fred Schwab [as Watt A. Mugg] Re-Creation: Dan McConnell
DM_lk1_AjaxPhantomLady3_14
A guy in my High School had a spit curl like that. I noticed that girls did not flock to him. It was a bit too 50ish a style in the Beatles/Stones/Animals/Hendrix era of pop music.
I’d better get this in before someone else does:
“And now I’m off to Uranus to wipe out the Klingons!!”
Dang Rex, Ya beat me!
Just kidding, but in all seriousness, that was pretty damn funny, and, as we all know, there’s nothing more serious than Klingons around Uranius!
Especially nowadays, amiright?
Heh! Yep!
Wow, talk about your dirty jobs!
But he was already being replaced by the french superhero – Bidet-man!
If only Bidet-man had premiered before Superman, the comic industry would be very different—and cleaner.