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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on March 17, 2017 at 9:19 am

   First Panel:
   “Yes. And they say you are the same person! Admit it! We never see you and Lola in the same place at the same time!”
   “Well…she just likes to hang out at a club down in North SoHo…the kind of place where they serve champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola”
   “Cola?”
   “Yes. C-O-L-A. Cola. “
   “Huh. Maybe all that cola is why she has such a dark brown voice…”
   “Who has a dark brown voice?”
   “Lola.”
   “L-O-L-A?”
   “Yes. Lo-lo-lo-L-Lola.”

   “Your stutter is really getting better. “
   “Thanks. I take lots of drugs.”

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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on March 17, 2017 at 9:37 am

   Second Panel:

   “I know. I’ll sleep with Tom, Brad, Harry, George, Betty, Betty’s brother Olaf, that guy at the bowling alley who reminds me of Dad, the Smiths…Mister and Missus…, David Duchovny, and the passengers aboard Flight 257 bound for Houston. If I’m still thinking about Bob after all that, it must be love.”

   “Of course, Fred was also saying I was lousy in bed. So what does he know?”

   “I mean…I know I’ve been in love with Bob’s money all this time. But the man himself…hmmm.”

   “Maybe I should ask Bob’s wife what she thinks about it.”

   “Oh no. Wait. This story is called ‘The Love that Failed’. So I guess that answers that. Guess I’ll go back to trolling leather bars for sugar daddies.”

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     John on March 17, 2017 at 1:30 pm

     After all that sex, I don’t see how she can even stay conscious—much less think about Bob.

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