Good News! I Like Your Mom!

The Last Kiss Guide to Etiquette: Don’t French kiss your sweetie’s mom on the first date. Exchanging saliva is never okay…until at least the second date.

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SCENE: A man and woman are dancing. The woman has a sloppy smile and appears to have had quite a bit to drink.

WOMAN: I’m not much of a drinker! But you probably figured that out...when I French kissed your mom!


  1. “Honey… that was Gerdi, our St. Bernard.”

  2. And a darned attractive St. Bernard too!


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