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   Fine Jams and Jellies Since 1982 on March 26, 2020 at 9:09 pm

   Small consolation? The hard way?

   So many dick jokes. So little time.
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   “I know it’s small consolation, but what Ron did was the type of thing he used to be famous for…

   …you know. Being an @$$hole.”

   …at least before that bull gored him in the crotch.”

   …which is why I dress like a lampshade and smear my hands with strawberry marmalade.”

   …which is why the State requires him to wear that ankle bracelet.”

   …which is why the Court ordered he never again be allowed to perform another colonoscopy.”
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   “I know Toni…I guess I’ve learned my lesson…The hard way!..

   …Maybe next time I’ll use some WD40.”

   …Good thing I have a poor memory, his phone number, and a predilection for self-abuse.”

   …And the lesson is this: if your date says he’s taking you bareback riding, make sure he means to a horse stable.”

   …Oh who would imagine a man would lie about his marital status on his Tinder profile!”

   …Oh who would imagine a man would lie when he promised not to post the video after you told him he could film!”

   …Oh who would imagine a man who says he’s not an undercover cop on his Tinder profile would actually turn out to be one!”
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   Hope everyone is well. Stay healthy

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     Gale Vester on March 27, 2020 at 2:55 am

     So so so funny! Strange how laughing so much can bring on a fit of hiccups!

     Stay well, everyone, or stay well away!

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     John on March 27, 2020 at 6:08 pm

     So many great gags, Jams. But my favorite?

     “Oh who would imagine a man would lie about his marital status on his Tinder profile!”

     A perfect line!

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   Dave Dell on March 27, 2020 at 8:08 am

   Al Czervik wants to know if you’d like to make $14 “the hard way”.

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   DSJ on March 27, 2020 at 7:02 pm

   “I know it’s small consolation, but what Ron did was the type of thing you used to be famous for.”

   That’s not consolation. That’s karma.

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   interventor on March 28, 2020 at 3:43 am

   Mother and daughter should convince him to pay them and keep the money in the family. They’ll even use some of the money to buy slinky clothes.

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