Sticks and stones may break my bones, but…
–words will never hurt me. However, I’ll still sue for libel!
–oh, crap! The pain! Make it stop!
–I carry a gun! So back off, punk!
–my words are sharp and you’re a pincushion…waiting to get stuck!
–but a little, light bondage might be fun!
crud! Medical bills really hurt you!