Sticks and stones may break my bones, but…

–words will never hurt me. However, I’ll still sue for libel!

–oh, crap! The pain! Make it stop!

–I carry a gun! So back off, punk!

–my words are sharp and you’re a pincushion…waiting to get stuck!

–but a little, light bondage might be fun!

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WOMAN: Sticks and stones MAY break your bones, but…Holy
crud! Medical bills really hurt you!