Sleep Sex

Wake me up if one of us is having an orgasm—especially if it’s me.

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Belated Love” in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.

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WOMAN: There must be a cure! He always falls asleep after sex!

NURSE: After? I usually fall asleep during!

Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story "Belated Love" in FIRST KISS #36, 1964.


  1. “But then again, the doctors are drunk most of the time. So what do they know?”

    “So if you want to go through his pockets for loose change, now’s your chance.”

    “So let this be a lesson to the two of you: the Karma Sutra isn’t feasible if you’re not limber.”

    “But he’ll still be butt ugly.”

    “So maybe next time he’ll think twice before giving Kevin Spacey a ride home from the bar.”

    “Now this is of utmost importance: when he wakes up, he can’t be exposed to stupid looking hats.”

    So then I turned to the nurse and asked, “How will this affect his resale value?”

    • Jam, I always enjoy your comments, but these were particularly funny. I literally LOL at some of ’em!


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