Art by Art Saaf & Mike Peppe from the story “Kiss and Run” in New Romances #14, 1952.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman opens the door of a darkroom—surprising a man and woman who are making out inside.
MAKEOUT WOMAN: OMG! It’s a darkroom nightmare! W-we’re…over exposed!
MAKEOUT MAN: Our sexy fun can’t develop! We’ve been… F-stopped!
WOMAN AT DOOR (thinking): Darn! I wanted to check out his focal length!
1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk312
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SCENE: Woman opens the door of a darkroom---surprising a man and woman who are making out inside.
MAKEOUT WOMAN: OMG! It’s a darkroom nightmare! W-we’re...over exposed!
MAKEOUT MAN: Our sexy fun can’t develop! We’ve been... F-stopped!
WOMAN AT DOOR (thinking): Darn! I wanted to check out his focal length!
1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk312
MAKEOUT WOMAN: OMG! It’s a darkroom nightmare! W-we’re...over exposed!
MAKEOUT MAN: Our sexy fun can’t develop! We’ve been... F-stopped!
WOMAN AT DOOR (thinking): Darn! I wanted to check out his focal length!
1952 Art: Art Saaf & Mike Peppe Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk312
“Uh…no. I’ll be Diane. You’ll be the jerk who’s paying me alimony. Duh.”
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“I’m so sorry! I didn’t know you were about to have sex! I’ll come back in four minutes. You should be done by then.”
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“But my name is Delores!”
“No. I was talking to the blonde here.”
“But my name is Rosa!”
“Oh yeah. Diane is my 2 o’clock.”
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“Well I’ll be! Diane! You look better with the implants!”
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“Well I’ll be! Diane! It’s hard to recognize you when I’m not looking straight down at the top of your head.”
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“Well now that both you ladies are here, let me explain the rules for Buttered Up Twister…”
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“What? Sorry Fred. I can’t hear you over that funk bass that started playing out of nowhere all of a sudden.”
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“Two slices of white bread? Check. One hunk of greasy pork? Check. Let’s make sandwiches.”
White bread? Really? Well, I hope it’s enriched and gluten free!