Sex Advice From Your Florist

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↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman holding eight roses that have just arrived. Man in foreground looking concerned.

WOMAN: Eight roses? sweet! But I still won’t sleep with you!

MAN: I knew I should've bought a dozen!

Art by Vince Colletta Studio


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