It’s a 100 percent, absolutely true, scientific fact…sort of.
Art by Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia from the story “The Big Meet” in Frank Merriwell at Yale #2, 1955.
Transcript:
SCENE: A man in a white suite and black string bow tie points the forefinger of his right hand upwards as he speaks.
MAN: It’s a scientific fact! Men get more attractive as they get older!*
CAPTION: *A 100%, true scientific fact… according to a random poll of guys in any bar!
1955 Art: Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk403 & FM2.1.5.3
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Transcript:
SCENE: A man in a white suite and black string bow tie points the forefinger of his right hand upwards as he speaks.
MAN: It’s a scientific fact! Men get more attractive as they get older!*
CAPTION: *A 100%, true scientific fact... according to a random poll of guys in any bar!
1955 Art: Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk403 & FM2.1.5.3
SCENE: A man in a white suite and black string bow tie points the forefinger of his right hand upwards as he speaks.
MAN: It’s a scientific fact! Men get more attractive as they get older!*
CAPTION: *A 100%, true scientific fact... according to a random poll of guys in any bar!
1955 Art: Dick Giordano & Vince Alascia Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk403 & FM2.1.5.3
No, men get more attractive in reverse ratio to their net worth.
In just the right circumstance I’d take my thinning hair, beard, and growing belly and use the Les Nessman pickup line from WKRP, “Hi, I’m extremely wealthy.”
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Dave! I love it! I can’t believe I didn’t remember that pickup line! I’m SO going to use it this weekend!
I hope your Jennifer Marlowe equivalent goes, “OOH”.
Heh! We’ll see!