Phoney Phallic Symbol
See the original vintage art and text below.

Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Kid Sister Blues" in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Kid Sister Blues” in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.

 
Transcript:

SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.

MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!

SOUND: CRUNCH

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman

31.5.3.1

↓ Transcript
SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.

MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!

SOUND: CRUNCH

Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman

31.5.3.1