Below is the original 1960s First Kiss art.

And, yes, this woman is having one of those dreaded Big City Headaches! Eventually she moved to the country (which country I can’t say) and lives in a barn where she gave birth to three children. None of whom have any manners because…well, they were raised in a barn.

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WOMAN: I need a time machine! And I need it…yesterday!