Marry One, Get Two

Art by Bill Ward from the story “Rapture at Homecoming Time ” in DIARY LOVES #8. 1951.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man talking to red-headed woman.

MAN: But, Honey, it won’t be bigamy! You’re identical twins!

1951 Art: Bill Ward Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira



  1. “See…unlike you…your Dad knows how to sleep his way to the top.”

    “They told me if I did say anything, I’d get tickles. And you know how I hate tickles.”
    “Now that that’s settled, let’s talk about the circumstances that have led up to my thumb being Crazy Glued to your chin…”
    “Oh, I should also mention. Your breath smells atrocious.”
    “So be a lamb and cancel that contract you put out on me, hmmm?”

  2. So the plural of spouse is SPICE…


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