M-M-Magic F-F-Fingers!

Orson Scott Card created a lot of captions for my recent dialog contest and I could only use one. They were too much fun to waste, though.

So–with Orson’s permission–I dialogued two of the wildest. Here’s the first. The second appears Friday.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Young woman lying face down on a bed with a green bedspread.

CAPTION: Alien spy Ha’as Fratu got his jollies by taking the form of a green bedspread!

WOMAN: o-o-o-o-w-ee! I m-must be the l-luckiest g-girl in the universe! I p-put a
quarter in t-three hours ago…and the b-bed’s still v-v-vibrating!

Caption ©2010 Orson Scott Card
Art & dialog ©2010 Last Kiss Inc


  1. I loved this gag
    “Aventures of The Alien Green Bedspread!” Sounds like the start of a new Super Hero Comic series.


  2. I believe in MAD comics, “Plastic Sam” was a overcoat being worn by a very shapely brunette.
    Dunno if Amazing Heroes ever showed Plas as a swimsuit…

    Bath towel, beach blanket, carpet…
    “I can’t understand it… I put the towel in the dryer an hour ago, and it’s still wet!”


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