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   Rex on September 23, 2019 at 5:08 am

   “Except on days that end with ‘y’.”

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   “I’ll never lie to you any more!” Internal voice: “…or any less.”

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     John on October 2, 2019 at 10:09 am

     My internal voice agrees with you, Rex, more or less.

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   John on September 23, 2019 at 5:42 am

   Fresh, does that mean I have to change my underwear?

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     John on October 2, 2019 at 10:10 am

     No. Well, not more than once a year. Of course, at that point, you have to burn your underwear…and all your clothes.

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3. 

   Rudolf vonLuchen on September 23, 2019 at 10:14 am

   At least he’s consistent.

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4. 

   Friend of Old Guy Al on September 23, 2019 at 11:21 am

   Are his lips moving? Then he’s lying.

   After she fell for “I swear that’s never happened to me before” for the third time, he figured there was no point in trying to tell the truth.

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     John on October 2, 2019 at 10:11 am

     Unfortunately, in the real world (as opposed to the Last Kiss world), that’s often the case.

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