Hot, Sexy…Soup?

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “Forever and a Day” in FIRST KISS #18, 1961.

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SCENE: A woman brings a bowl of soup to a man sitting at a table having a meal. The woman could be a waitress. Or she could be the wife or girlfriend of the man.

WOMAN: First some hot soup! Then some hot sex!

MAN: If only I didn’t keep burning my tongue during sex!

1961 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Foreground Color: Allen Freeman

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story "Forever and a Day" in FIRST KISS #18, 1961.


  1. “I’m on this new diet where I can’t eat crappy tasting food.”

    “I saw Emeril Lagasse naked, and now nothing will ever taste the same.”

    “I had a Snickers bar earlier. And unlike our relationship, Snickers really satisfies.”

    My second inkling something was wrong came an hour later when he ordered a pizza and then slept with the delivery boy.

    “I spent five minutes slaving over a hot microwave, and this is the thanks I get?”

    If only she had served Stove Top Stuffing instead of potatoes!

  2. Sadly, it was probably better to see Emeril naked than Rachel Ray. She was a small segment on John Oliver’s “Last Week Tonight” and doesn’t look like she’s aged well.

    I like John Oliver’s show but I’ve gotta say it was more cruel than funny.


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