Honeymoon First, Worry Later!

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SCENE: Man and woman in car. The man looks incredulous as the woman says...

WOMAN: So I forgot to get divorced between a few of my marriages! Can’t we talk about it later…after our honeymoon?


  1. Why is she in the driver’s seat? No, wait, there’s the steering wheel, behind his right arm. Okay, these are foreigners in some foreign country where the steering wheel is on the wrong side. But why is he dating a gal who (let’s be frank) has her legs on backwards? (She is facing the back of the seat. Of course, her invisible legs and feet are going the other way.)

    Bigamy! It’s the foreigners’ way!
    Oh what a tangled contortionist’s web we weave when first we practice to deceive.

    • What? She’s just a really small woman kneeling on the seat to face him better, right? lol

  2. You busted me, David. I flipped the art for this gag, but sure…that’s it. They’re British. Bigamy is allowed in Britain, right?

  3. A friend just sent me this in response to today’s comic:
    Why, marriage, boy
    Is such a joy,
    So lovely a condition
    That many ask no better than
    To wed as often as they can
    In happy repetition!

    —Leonard Bernstein, Candide


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