Honeymoon Blues

Darn sex manuals. How dare they put out editions that are upside down…

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CAPTION: It was the sort of honeymoon my mother had always warned me about--painful and boring!

SCENE: Man and woman standing on rickety pier. He has her hands on each side of her face.

MAN: B-but It's not my fault! The sex manual was upside down! I'm almost sure of it!

WOMAN: I-I guess we could try again!

PANEL 2, SCENE: Man and woman embrace, smiling.

MAN: That’s the spirit! And this time, I'll try not to cry so much!

WOMAN: Actually, I kind of liked that part!

6 Comments

  1. This is truly, deeply, painfully funny. Thanks, John.

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  2. I had a challenging day and this was a hilarious antidote! Thank you so much for what you do! You remind me that laughter is a necessary part of a well balanced life…. that said, how many of us are really well balanced? 5% perhaps? 🙂

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  3. Hearing that you enjoyed it perked me up too, pianofemme and Catalina. So we’re all ahead. Thanks!

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  4. I read it upside down and backward… and passed out when the blood rushed to my brain.

    I think I’ll try this method tonight… Bubbles will be the “man” and I’ll be the small furry farm animal! Change is good, right?

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  5. This is truly, deeply, painfully funny. Thanks, John.

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  6. I read it upside down and backward… and passed out when the blood rushed to my brain.

    I think I’ll try this method tonight… Bubbles will be the “man” and I’ll be the small furry farm animal! Change is good, right?

    Reply

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