Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by The Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Magic Perfume” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.
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Transcript:
MAN: I’ve never had anyone scream “Thank God” so much during sex!
WOMAN: Well, I’m very religious!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Dan McConnell
5.1.1.3DM
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MAN: I’ve never had anyone scream “Thank God” so much during sex!
WOMAN: Well, I'm very religious!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Dan McConnell
5.1.1.3DM
WOMAN: Well, I'm very religious!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Dan McConnell
5.1.1.3DM
One of my favorite scenes in the TV show Friends has Joey meeting a young woman and commenting that she smells great. Joey asks her what scent she’s wearing and she replies she isn’t wearing any. BIG SMILE.
Q: why do women wear perfume and makeup?
A: because they stink and they’re ugly. Thank you!!
Yes, I am single. How did you know? Lucky guess.
She: …”Well, I’m very religious!”
Me (who does not appear in the comic): … and I’m your god!
Someone’s gonna do it, so it might as well be me…
“Is anything…What’s that smell?”
– Taco Bell
– Oh, nothing… by the way, do you remember that $16,000 Persian rug that you were so proud to have bought? Apparently your dog pooped on it.
– It’s eau de sewage, do you like it?
– Chronic halitosis, now kiss me you fool!
– I don’t know, but I’d give it a good ten minutes!
– Hmm, I don’t know, is that your B.O. or mine?
– Alright! You caught me! I floated that air biscuit and I’ll make no apologies for it!
– That’s the smell of your social life going down the toilet after you’ve hooked up with me.
-Chronic flatulence, now kiss me you fool!
– I can’t really say, but there’s going to be some EPIC Dutch Ovening tonight!
– Oh, nothing… by the way, do you remember that $16,000 Persian rug that you were so proud to have bought? Apparently I pooped on it.
– That’s the smell of a good fart joke, they go a long way!
– Ok, you caught me, I plugged up your toilet and wasn’t going to tell you until after you found out tomorrow morning!
– It’ll cost you a quarter to find out!
– I don’t know, but if your dog tries to blame it on me, he’s a dirty liar!
– Can I introduce you to the joys of “Crop Dusting?”
– I don’t know, but if you want to smell it again, you’ll have to pull my finger!
And finally…
– That’s the smell of MONEY!
Alright, I’d better quit and get back to work. Take Care Y’all!
Holy rimshots! That’s a lot of gags. Thanks, PKM. My favorite (of course) is: “That’s the smell of a good fart joke, they go a long way!”
Yep, I was on a roll yesterday. Most of those were pulled from real life. Back when I was a professional musician, I actually wrote a country song which included the lyrics “A good fart joke goes a long way”. I only performed it on stage once and couldn’t finish playing it as the whole band was laughing too hard! One of these days I’ll have to record it and put it out for release.
Thanks Again, John, for the easy fodder for jokes. I had a good laugh writing them out.