I know. I know. You can’t actually buy Happiness.
After all times are tough. So you can’t afford the super-sized, deluxe package of 2010 Happiness that you see advertised on TV.
But for low monthly payments you may be able to buy a version of last year’s Happiness. (Economy-sized, slightly used and factory reconditioned.) Act now and we’ll throw in extra Joy and a complete season of Glee!
WOMAN: Gosh! I CAN buy happiness!