Art by Edvard Moritz from Adventures Into The Unknown #1, 1948.
Transcript:
SCENE: Man and woman standing in front of an dilapidated and spooky hotel—one door off it’s hinges.
SIGN #1: Monster Manor
Over 1 Million Souls Served…with Relish!
SIGN #2: Vacancy
MAN: Give it a chance! I got a killer deal on our room! Plus, all the beds vibrate!
WOMAN: They have magic fingers™?
MAN: More like Magic Claws!
1948 Art: Edvard Moritz From the cover of Adventures Into The Unknown #1
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SCENE: Man and woman standing in front of an dilapidated and spooky hotel---one door off it's hinges.
SIGN #1: Monster Manor
Over 1 Million Souls Served...with Relish!
SIGN #2: Vacancy
MAN: Give it a chance! I got a killer deal on our room! Plus, all the beds vibrate!
WOMAN: They have magic fingers™?
MAN: More like Magic Claws!
1948 Art: Edvard Moritz From the cover of Adventures Into The Unknown #1
SIGN #1: Monster Manor
Over 1 Million Souls Served...with Relish!
SIGN #2: Vacancy
MAN: Give it a chance! I got a killer deal on our room! Plus, all the beds vibrate!
WOMAN: They have magic fingers™?
MAN: More like Magic Claws!
1948 Art: Edvard Moritz From the cover of Adventures Into The Unknown #1
“What? You thought I said the Best Little Whorehouse in Texas? No, no. I got you a job at the Best Little Whorehouse in Transylvania. Common mistake.”
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“You know, I pass by this place on my way to work all the time. But I never really thought about trying the All-You-Can-Eat-Human-Flesh buffet until you mentioned it.”
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“Yes, I’m sure I followed the map. Past Crystal Lake and Amityville exits, until you see the vacancy sign at the Bates Motel and then turn on Elm Street. Last House on the Left. We’re here.”
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“John! I’m frightened! I’m afraid if I go in there with you, I’ll find out that you’re a really dumb bastard who thought it’d be a good idea to bring me here for our first date!”
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“Yeah, well. If your mom wanted a better nursing home, she shouldn’t have cut us outta the will.”