I can’t take full credit (or blame) for today’s comic. The heavy boobs gag was suggested by my wife (Shelagh.) I noodled with the wording a bit and added the line from the helpful guy in the background, but the basic, uh…thrust of the gag is all hers.
1958 art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Made for Romance” in FIRST KISS #4.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman in an office with her head down on her desk as if she’s very tired. There’s a man coming through her office door.
WOMAN: Gravity attack! My boobs are…so heavy! Need help…fast!
MAN (singing): Here I come to save the day!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Idea Suggested by Shelagh Lustig
4.2.3.6
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SCENE: Woman in an office with her head down on her desk as if she's very tired. There's a man coming through her office door.
WOMAN: Gravity attack! My boobs are...so heavy! Need help...fast!
MAN (singing): Here I come to save the day!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Idea Suggested by Shelagh Lustig
4.2.3.6
WOMAN: Gravity attack! My boobs are...so heavy! Need help...fast!
MAN (singing): Here I come to save the day!
1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Idea Suggested by Shelagh Lustig
4.2.3.6
After the dam of my heart burst, the bile of my liver rushed like a tidal wave down the pillow of my pancreas, overflowed the Islets of my Langerhans (look it up. Real thing), and threatened the bowls of my bowel. Fortunately the thickness of my thighs was high enough to protect the sanctity of my sphincter, causing the crabs in my cooch to proclaim a parade praising the ginormousness of my Glutes.
Hurrah! The destruction of millions because Sarah Lee cheesecake goes straight to my hips!